Monthly Archives: December 2003

Thundering Leonard

Leonard has been with me for almost 5 years now, but I fear he is dying. Leonard is my 1996 Chevy Lumina. I do not mean to lead my faithful listeners into lust and envy by describing such a vehicle … Continue reading

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The Groening Whore

I’m a dear fan of the Simpsons – I think it’s one of the greatest shows of all time, and I watch it nearly every day. Having said that, it has become clear to me that Matt Groening, the creator … Continue reading

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The Sucker Punch

I got sucker punched yesterday. I’m a Minnesota Vikings fan, and this game left me a shell of a man. A few years back, a columnist on wrote an article called the Levels of Losing. In it, he detailed … Continue reading

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Bear Love

The John Larroquette project will be going on a short hiatus over the Christmas holiday, as I will be travelling to visit my family. My family lives without internet access in the black Austro-Hungarian forests with a band of cave-dwelling … Continue reading

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Karl and Richard

My sister Julia is in China at the moment. She spent almost a year there last year teaching English before being sent home because of SARS, and now she’s back for her sentimental farewell tour. Some of the stuff she … Continue reading

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Good Stuff

Every now and again, I hope to use the John Larroquette Project to direct people to other internet sites or blogs that I really enjoy. My friend Pete lives out in LA and works for a show currently on the … Continue reading

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