Bear Love

The John Larroquette project will be going on a short hiatus over the Christmas holiday, as I will be travelling to visit my family. My family lives without internet access in the black Austro-Hungarian forests with a band of cave-dwelling gypsies and magyars, and I will have to adapt to their dark mysticisms and centuries-old superstitions that forbid blogging or any blog titles that reference Emmy-winning actors from the mid-80’s. If my clan were to find out about the John Larroquette Project, it would surely tear them apart and I would be banished to the cold Hessian seaports or a Bavarian hut-village.

To keep you happy during this weeklong break, I would like to share this with you:

My favorite Onion article of all time.

It is so brutally and inappropriately hilarious that I might even categorize it as sublime.

Happy holidays!

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6 Responses to Bear Love

  1. Geof says:

    Wow. That was well and truly disturbing. A full quart? :shock:

    Have fun at home, and realize that your family will find your log … eventually. :)

  2. Adam says:

    I hate that onion article! It is soooo nasty.

  3. MJ says:

    Nice Picture! You do kinda have long arms, bear like long arms…,and the article….,creepy, I’m staying away from you and your arms. I can’t bear the thought of what may happen.

  4. peter says:

    Mike, I know you struggle with bear lust. Don’t deny your desires.

  5. Geof says:

    Yeah, that photo rocks … I started to crop it, but to make Peter not seem so tall was stupid. Then, it seemed cooler to have him looking away from his own words. ;)

  6. Sweet mother of mercy.

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