Monthly Archives: February 2004

Scottie Poppinjaws, etc.

Posted on 2/19/2004 by peter

One of the small pleasures of my otherwise mundane job is the fact that I get to speak with many different people throughout the world on a daily basis. Through this experience, I have learned that not everybody has such … Continue reading →

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The Elusive Krackel

Posted on 2/18/2004 by peter

I have what is commonly known as a “sweet tooth”. One of my favorite snacks to keep around my cubicle are Hershey’s Miniatures: Hershey’s milk chocolate candy bar is probably my favorite. It is smooth and creamy. The dark chocolate … Continue reading →

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Return of the Grill

Posted on 2/17/2004 by peter

I am a creature of habit. As I write this, I’m sitting in the computer lab of my alma matter, the University of St. Thomas. I took the morning off work so I could get a few projects done for … Continue reading →

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VH-1 Candy

Posted on 2/16/2004 by peter

VH-1 has evolved into a teeth-rottingly addictive pop-culture confectionary, and I’m a hopeless addict. From I Love the 70’s to I love the 80’s (and I Love the 80’s Strikes Back), from Bands Reunited to When Metal Ruled the World … Continue reading →

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Penal SPAM

Posted on 2/13/2004 by peter

4 years ago, I lived in a duplex with 5 other guys. Myself, Leroy, Karl, Joe, Tim, and Neil. It was not a particularly tidy environment. Karl and I shared a room, but we both felt that merely sharing a … Continue reading →

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Ugandan Cash

Posted on 2/12/2004 by peter

I’m a very lucky man. You see, I received an email recently from Prince Josef of Uganda. He needs my help in transferring 35 million dollars out of his country. I feel so honored that Ugandan royalty somehow found my … Continue reading →

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