Monthly Archives: March 2004

Joy: What’s the Point?

Posted on 3/15/2004 by peter

I had an incredible day on Saturday. In just about every way imaginable, it was a remarkably encouraging and rewarding day. I went to sleep on Saturday night with a big fat grin on my face. As I began to … Continue reading →

Posted in Ramblings | 7 Comments

The Cologne Bath

Posted on 3/12/2004 by peter

There’s a guy at my workplace with no sense of decency or decorum. He’s a tall, otherwise nondescript gentleman who seems to feel that his presence must be felt at all times. His must feel a void in his own … Continue reading →

Posted in Rants | 12 Comments

Day Off?

Posted on 3/11/2004 by peter

Q) When is a day off not a day off? A) When it’s my life we’re talking about. I had the day off work, and proceeded to have an incredibly stressful, exhausting day. I didn’t really think that was possible, … Continue reading →

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Eerily Accurate Horoscopes

Posted on 3/10/2004 by peter

I was cleaning out some old documents on my computer and I came across a set of bizarre horoscopes that I wrote when I was in college for my friend’s newsletter. Looking back at them now, I find some of … Continue reading →

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Happy Mandatory Birthday Tidings!

Posted on 3/9/2004 by peter

More annoying tales from work. Just about every day, somebody will toss a crappy handmade birthday card onto my desk for me to sign. These are generally made of construction paper and have a couple stickers haphazardly placed on them … Continue reading →

Posted in Rants | 11 Comments

Jeremy the Perfect Boyfriend

Posted on 3/6/2004 by peter

A Manifesto on the Fictional Paradigm: Jeremy the Perfect Boyfriend NOTE FROM PETER: My friends and I conceived of Jeremy the Perfect Boyfriend when we were in college, I think it shows. There more than a little thinly-veiled hostility toward … Continue reading →

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