Monthly Archives: April 2004

The Communion of Scents

Posted on 4/20/2004 by peter

It has been scientifically proven that warm apple crisp is the best smell in the world. While I will provide no evidence whatsoever to support this claim, I can assure you that several scienticians worked many years to prove this, … Continue reading →

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The Bellowing Lectures

Posted on 4/19/2004 by peter

I haven’t always been the most tactful person in the world. I still have occasional issues with putting my foot in my mouth, but there was a time when I was always so belligerently in search of a joke that … Continue reading →

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Odds & Sods

Posted on 4/16/2004 by peter

Fred Bassett is consistantly one of the funniest comics out there, albeit unintentionally. I read Fred Bassett just about every day, and I always end up laughing out of confusion and sadness for the artist who devised them. My only … Continue reading →

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The Whole Ten Yards: Why?

Posted on 4/15/2004 by peter

I’m really curious to find out exactly who was asking for a sequel to The Whole Nine Yards. I’ve been thinking a lot about this for the last week, and I’ve come to the conclusion that there’s absolutely no reason … Continue reading →

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Pungent Pickles

Posted on 4/14/2004 by peter

On Sunday I went over to my friend Bridgette’s place for a visit. I got in the door, gave her a hug, and was greeted with, “You smell like pickles.” Busted. I had been home with my family that day … Continue reading →

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Missed Belvedere Opportunities

Posted on 4/13/2004 by peter

This morning I am wracked with envy and regret. On my way into work today, I passed by a small road called Belvedere Trail, and I immediately knew that I wanted to live there for the rest of my life. … Continue reading →

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