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Monthly Archives: April 2004
Lock-In Love
I miss going to lock-ins. When I was in junior high, there was nothing more tantalizingly thrilling than being locked in a church basement all night with 30 other pubescent kids from other schools. There were so many opportunities for … Continue reading
Posted in Raves
9 Comments
The Awkward Domestic Dispute
One of the strangest awkward moments that I encounter while I’m working is the Awkward Domestic Dispute. Sometimes if I’m helping out a customer via phone, they’ll be calling amist an epic fight with their spouse or children, and I … Continue reading
Posted in Meh
6 Comments
I Hate The Sun
For the past two days, I’ve been locked in a bitter struggle to the death with the sun. It seems that every time I head to or from home f0r the past couple of days, it’s been right at the … Continue reading
Posted in Best of the JLP, Rants
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Summer Nights
Summer is coming soon, my friends. Last night, I was enjoying a leisurely drive home – my windows were down and I was listening to the Twins game on the radio. It was so great to hear play-by-play man Herb … Continue reading
Posted in Best of the JLP, Ramblings
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Prison + Unicorns = Love
My friend Tim sent me this link – a personal ad of sorts from Robert Cloutier, a man serving a lifetime sentance in prison. I’m not sure how desperate my female readers are, but I’d like to throw this guy … Continue reading
Posted in Raves
8 Comments
Chaskaman
I’m still trying to adjust to my new life after moving to Chaska, MN. My first drive out to my new place was humorously disheartening. I was following the directions and they kept taking me further and further away from … Continue reading
Posted in Meh
9 Comments