Monthly Archives: April 2004

Lock-In Love

I miss going to lock-ins. When I was in junior high, there was nothing more tantalizingly thrilling than being locked in a church basement all night with 30 other pubescent kids from other schools. There were so many opportunities for … Continue reading

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The Awkward Domestic Dispute

One of the strangest awkward moments that I encounter while I’m working is the Awkward Domestic Dispute. Sometimes if I’m helping out a customer via phone, they’ll be calling amist an epic fight with their spouse or children, and I … Continue reading

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I Hate The Sun

For the past two days, I’ve been locked in a bitter struggle to the death with the sun. It seems that every time I head to or from home f0r the past couple of days, it’s been right at the … Continue reading

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Summer Nights

Summer is coming soon, my friends. Last night, I was enjoying a leisurely drive home – my windows were down and I was listening to the Twins game on the radio. It was so great to hear play-by-play man Herb … Continue reading

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Prison + Unicorns = Love

My friend Tim sent me this link – a personal ad of sorts from Robert Cloutier, a man serving a lifetime sentance in prison. I’m not sure how desperate my female readers are, but I’d like to throw this guy … Continue reading

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Chaskaman

I’m still trying to adjust to my new life after moving to Chaska, MN. My first drive out to my new place was humorously disheartening. I was following the directions and they kept taking me further and further away from … Continue reading

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