Monthly Archives: May 2004

The Curse of the Bros

Posted on 5/20/2004 by peter

Last night, as my friend Kevin and I sat in my living room watching Kevin Garnett play the game of his life against the Kings, we had this exchange. Kevin: “So do you want to make it a home and … Continue reading →

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The Foulest Meat

Posted on 5/19/2004 by peter

There’s something seriously wrong with people. My friend Ryan recently brought to my attention the existance of a meat-lover’s delicacy known as Turducken. Turducken is created by stuffing a whole chicken into a whole duck, and cramming all of that … Continue reading →

Posted in Best of the JLP, Rants | 21 Comments

Bedflopper

Posted on 5/18/2004 by peter

So this weekend I went with Bridgette to meet her parents in her lovely hometown of Virginia, MN. The trip was great, and I much enjoyed spending time with her family. Everything seemed to be going so well. Until I … Continue reading →

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Tuesday: 1996

Posted on 5/17/2004 by peter

I’m wearing really dumpy clothes today. I only got half my laundry done yesterday, and so my selection this morning wasn’t outstanding – mostly items that I bought in the 1990’s. At that point, my thought process went like this: … Continue reading →

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Sock Nurturer

Posted on 5/14/2004 by peter

Q) What is the difference between going to sleep and simply taking a nap? A) Socks I know how to work my own body. This might sound simple, but suprisingly enough it was a laborous, uncoordinated process for many years. … Continue reading →

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Mornings With Keith

Posted on 5/13/2004 by peter

These NBA playoff games are killing me. With the Timberwolves playing out in California against the Kings, their games are finishing up at about 1 in the morning. I’m that rube that can’t seem to walk away from the game … Continue reading →

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