Monthly Archives: May 2004

Good Ol’ Forrest

Posted on 5/12/2004 by peter

At work I sit next to a man named Forrest. Forrest is one of the nicest people in the world. Forrest is genuinely pleasant, very patient, and cuddly like a sentient teddy bear. I am facinated by this, because I … Continue reading →

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My Gift

Posted on 5/10/2004 by peter

There were some creepy looking clouds in the Minneapolis skies yesterday. These clouds came out just after a really heavy thunderstorm hit the area. The effect was really spooky as the low-hanging clouds bubbled above us, coupled with an eerie … Continue reading →

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My New Adversary

Posted on 5/7/2004 by peter

Somebody out there really dislikes me. There’s a handy feature over at Adam’s blog that allows people to vote on his links, and The John Larroquette Project is currently sitting at -784. This happened previously when somebody went after Jeremy … Continue reading →

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More Odds & Sods

Posted on 5/5/2004 by peter

I’ll be out of the office taking finals on Thursday the 6th, so here’s a few odds and ends for you to enjoy There’s funny, there’s hilarious, and then there’s Will Ferrell’s Class Day speech at Harvard. Very rarely do … Continue reading →

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Morning Waves

Posted on 5/5/2004 by peter

I woke up twenty minutes before my alarm this morning and felt like my bladder was about to burst. I was in a quandary. Having gone to bed late last night, I knew that I couldn’t afford to miss any … Continue reading →

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String Cheese Retribution

Posted on 5/4/2004 by peter

I seriously love string cheese. I’m not sure if I should be embarrassed by this, since most people who eat cheese do so out of lunchboxes in elementary school cafeterias. I can’t help it, though, it’s just so much fun … Continue reading →

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