Monthly Archives: June 2004

JLP Oppression

So I got in to work this morning, and checked the blog only to see that our friend “Dumb Things at Amazon” has crammed the comments box full of more delightfully irrelevant, pointless links. I took a moment to delete … Continue reading

Posted in Rants | 9 Comments

Shame Payments

The benefits at my job are really outstanding. I get three weeks paid vacation, along with full medical and dental insurance. Even better, my company is nice enough to pay me in shame. I do get paid in money, although … Continue reading

Posted in Raves | 20 Comments

Cereal Commander

I love the cereal aisle. Choosing what breakfast cereals to purchase is a very elaborate, painstaking process. I do not take it lightly, and would never think of attempting to sidestep my duty as a cereal consumer. When I arrive … Continue reading

Posted in Best of the JLP, Ramblings | 27 Comments

Days of Beer and Alienation

Today I’d like to share a few of my favorite memories with all of you. In college I met my friend Jeff Boyardee (NOTE: names have been changed to protect the innocent). He and I shared the same love of … Continue reading

Posted in Raves | 27 Comments


Our old friend Tran Van Hay of Vietnam recently got the chance to show off his record-breaking hair. Mr. Hay hasn’t cut his hair for 31 years, and it currently measures in at over 20 feet long. That’s just about … Continue reading

Posted in Meh | 7 Comments

Down the Rabbit Hole

This weekend I got the chance to catch up with some old friends, including my she-pal Kathy Grunditz (KG around these parts). Kathy expressed her concern for me that I am becoming simply too weird. She said that the positive … Continue reading

Posted in Ramblings | 22 Comments