Bib?

Our old friend Tran Van Hay of Vietnam recently got the chance to show off his record-breaking hair. Mr. Hay hasn’t cut his hair for 31 years, and it currently measures in at over 20 feet long.
The Foulest Thing Imaginable

That’s just about the most disgusting thing I’ve seen in my entire life.

What makes a man decide to not cut his hair for three decades? Curiosity? An elaborate dare? A mental handicap? My guess is that all three played a sizable role in this nonsense. And would it kill him to pick up some Pert Plus on the way home?

The more I look at this man, the more he reminded me of somebody. Somebody from the past. Somebody well worth emulating…

He stole his look from Bib Fortuna, emissary for Jabba the Hutt

Good Ol' Bib

I now know his secret. Tran Van Hay didn’t fool everybody. He is no Jedi.

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7 Responses to Bib?

  1. Roger says:

    “Two larks and a wren and 1 billion lice all make their nest in my hair…”

  2. dave says:

    He actually died 3 years ago. The hair is just using his body as a way to get around now.

  3. lauren says:

    i seriously didn’t think that was hair. i won’t tell you what i thought it was, but ewww!

  4. *tami* says:

    that is, like, one giant dread. cool.

  5. Geof says:

    Dammit, you didn’t give me a lead for taun taun jokes.

  6. Chrissy says:

    I used to have nightmares about Bib. Thanks for rehashing those, Peter.

    :)

  7. Adam says:

    That thing looks like it would be great for cleaning toilets.

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