Monthly Archives: June 2004

The Hierarchy of Soda

Posted on 6/21/2004 by peter

If there is anything that I know in this world, it is soda. I consume multiple soda units in any given day, and my choices are based on an intricate system of standards and preferences. To lay all of these … Continue reading →

Posted in Meh | 36 Comments

The Finest Wedding Imaginable

Posted on 6/17/2004 by peter

So tonight I’m going in to pick up my tuxedo. I’m an usher for my friends Mike and Amber’s wedding this weekend, and they’re taking it upon themselves to dude me up in a fancy tuxedo. Here is an eerily … Continue reading →

Posted in Ramblings | 25 Comments

ILL Mitch is Fast and Danger

Posted on 6/16/2004 by peter

Every once in a great while, an artist comes along who changes the way we hear music. These artists defy convention and create visionary music far ahead of their time. Elvis…The Beatles…Nirvana… …and now, ILL Mitch. Ill Mitch is a … Continue reading →

Posted in Raves | 27 Comments

The Upside of Exhaustion

Posted on 6/15/2004 by peter

I’m completely exhausted. On Saturday morning, I was up at 5:30 to take 5 hours of exams for my teaching license and after that I went home and stayed up way too late playing cards with my family. The next … Continue reading →

Posted in Best of the JLP, Rants | 23 Comments

The Graduation Party

Posted on 6/14/2004 by peter

Summer hasn’t truly begun until you’ve gone to a high school graduation party. My brother Brian had his graduation party yesterday, and it was a sight to behold. Balloons tied to everything, unfamiliar children everywhere, and awkward conversations as far … Continue reading →

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A NASCAR Holocaust

Posted on 6/11/2004 by peter

I am sick and tired of having NASCAR shoved down my throat. I went to a movie recently, and before it got started I had to sit through another inane Coke commericial filled to the brim with NASCAR promotions and … Continue reading →

Posted in Rants | 18 Comments