There are many strange ways that I amuse myself throughout the day. Some days, I scavenge for interesting blogs, some days I do homework, and on days like yesterday, I stay busy by seeing how high I can count.
One of my favorite ways to keep my mind occupied is to start with a verb or adjective of choice, and then try to think of humorously inappropriate adverbs. Though this sounds lame, I can confidently assure you that it is the most exhilarating, enthralling activity in the history of mankind.
Some examples:
Gently murdered -The original, and maybe still the best example of this
Haggardly demure
Pleasantly ablaze
Frantically napped -I enjoy picturing what this would look like
Violently fertile -I have absolutely no idea what this means, but it amuses me
Refreshingly satanic -This applies to many of my activities after church on Friday night
And my personal favorite, from my old friend Chris Brenna:
Gallantly raped – I love trying to envision a scenario where this occurs
Any other suggestions?
ah… the wonderful world of oxymorons. how about my college pastor’s favorite: military intelligence.
Adverbs, Tami! We need adverbs!
awkwardly supple?
happily preturbed?
dangerously endowed?
(Is this game supposed to make you feel like a dirty old man?)
awkwardly supple… I enjoy that one quite a bit.
It describes my father.
I have frantically napped. It’s awesome.
strenuously relaxed.
painfully calm.
blessedly deviant.
Brilliantly stunk….no I wasn’t referring to the blog ;o)
Word games rule! They are annoyingly irresistible!!!
I just thought of another one…
conveniently flamboyant
It reminds me of one of my friends and also the word buoy.
my bad! i never was very good at following directions. how about
scantily perturbing
silently deadly
creamily sorrowful
better?
Creamily sorrowful. That’s going to seriously affect my dreams tonight. Creepy.
Well done, Tami.
Grudgingly urinating