Monthly Archives: August 2004

The Thirsty Dog

One of the more enjoyable elements of my recent vacation was getting to spend some time with my dog Bailey. Now Bailey, like myself, has more than a few peculiar obsessive tendancies (including his penchant for licking metal). My brother … Continue reading

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The Cabin Cocoon

I spent last weekend locked away in a cabin up in northern Minnesota. It was a profound experience being locked away from society with no television, radio, paved roads, or Dairy Queen Blizzard treats. It was man vs. the elements. … Continue reading

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Peter’s Childrens Book

Greetings, young fools. I’m back from my vacation now, and I will regale you with tales of cabin love on Friday. But for now, I’d like to share something a little more special with you. Back in the 1900’s, when … Continue reading

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Friends Are Friends Forever

Today marks the end of an era for the John Larroquette Project. For nine months, I have regaled you five times a week with my pleasantly insane delusions, and flights of fancy into realms of lust, violence, and beyond. It … Continue reading

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Inane Quiz Responses

I love filling out these forwarded email quizzes. I hope you learn something new and interesting about me today! WHAT IS YOUR NAME? Peter WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? Jeans. (note that this doesn’t actually answer the question) THE … Continue reading

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The Best Hat Ever Devised

LONDON — Actress Alicia Witt models what is claimed to be the most expensive hat ever made, the $2,700,000 Champrau d’Amour, by celebrity couture hat designer Louis Mariette, at Christies in London. The hat is covered entirely in dazzling diamonds … Continue reading

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