Comments on: Farewell to a Faithful Servant http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/08/12/farewell-to-a-faithful-servant/ Et nunc, mea porcella, moriris. Tue, 22 May 2012 17:20:20 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: John R http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/08/12/farewell-to-a-faithful-servant/comment-page-1/#comment-2181 John R Sat, 14 Aug 2004 06:14:50 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2004/08/12/farewell-to-a-faithful-servant/#comment-2181 You could fill your waterbottle with corn. That way it wouldn't leak unless there was a gaping hole in it. Problem solved. You could fill your waterbottle with corn. That way it wouldn’t leak unless there was a gaping hole in it. Problem solved.

]]> By: Tim http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/08/12/farewell-to-a-faithful-servant/comment-page-1/#comment-2102 Tim Fri, 13 Aug 2004 08:59:15 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2004/08/12/farewell-to-a-faithful-servant/#comment-2102 You know Peter, it doesn't have to end this way! I have found the perfect bottle retirement home. There is always at least one container of stuff in your fridge that you can't identify, but are sure it is to important to throw out. The perfect material for Emerson to hold as he slowly slips into senility! You know Peter, it doesn’t have to end this way!
I have found the perfect bottle retirement home. There is always at least one container of stuff in your fridge that you can’t identify, but are sure it is to important to throw out. The perfect material for Emerson to hold as he slowly slips into senility!

]]> By: A discarded water bottle http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/08/12/farewell-to-a-faithful-servant/comment-page-1/#comment-2101 A discarded water bottle Thu, 12 Aug 2004 21:13:05 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2004/08/12/farewell-to-a-faithful-servant/#comment-2101 you dont know what it is like to be thrown away. Not a second look. Nothing. Like they drain all that was in you then just move on. I have been used.... damn it... ahhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhh!!! you dont know what it is like to be thrown away. Not a second look. Nothing. Like they drain all that was in you then just move on. I have been used…. damn it… ahhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhh!!!

]]> By: Dirty Old Man http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/08/12/farewell-to-a-faithful-servant/comment-page-1/#comment-2100 Dirty Old Man Thu, 12 Aug 2004 20:53:58 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2004/08/12/farewell-to-a-faithful-servant/#comment-2100 I was only concerned for your well-being, Peter. However, I should have realized that you are only truly happy where fecal matter is involved. My mistake, and deepest apologies. Jawoh: "Canada: They made a country and nobody came." I was only concerned for your well-being, Peter. However, I should have realized that you are only truly happy where fecal matter is involved. My mistake, and deepest apologies.

Jawoh: “Canada: They made a country and nobody came.”

]]> By: Uosdwis R. Jawoh http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/08/12/farewell-to-a-faithful-servant/comment-page-1/#comment-2099 Uosdwis R. Jawoh Thu, 12 Aug 2004 20:32:16 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2004/08/12/farewell-to-a-faithful-servant/#comment-2099 Todd: Nice job. D.O.M.: I would like to rebut. That study was done in Canada. I rest my case. Todd: Nice job.

D.O.M.: I would like to rebut. That study was done in Canada. I rest my case.

]]> By: peter http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/08/12/farewell-to-a-faithful-servant/comment-page-1/#comment-2098 peter Thu, 12 Aug 2004 20:11:42 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2004/08/12/farewell-to-a-faithful-servant/#comment-2098 Dear D.O.M.- Any regular reader of this blog would know that the promise of fecal bacteria lurking in my water bottle would only encourage me even more. Good day, Dear D.O.M.-

Any regular reader of this blog would know that the promise of fecal bacteria lurking in my water bottle would only encourage me even more.

Good day,

]]> By: Dirty Old Man http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/08/12/farewell-to-a-faithful-servant/comment-page-1/#comment-2097 Dirty Old Man Thu, 12 Aug 2004 20:01:05 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2004/08/12/farewell-to-a-faithful-servant/#comment-2097 http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1041/is_8_81/ai_105163668 I hope you wash your hands...? http://www.findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1041/is_8_81/ai_105163668

I hope you wash your hands…?

]]> By: Atreyu http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/08/12/farewell-to-a-faithful-servant/comment-page-1/#comment-2096 Atreyu Thu, 12 Aug 2004 19:58:25 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2004/08/12/farewell-to-a-faithful-servant/#comment-2096 I believe that stuff on the outside is commonly refered to as "Monkey Butter" I believe that stuff on the outside is commonly refered to as “Monkey Butter”

]]> By: Roger http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/08/12/farewell-to-a-faithful-servant/comment-page-1/#comment-2095 Roger Thu, 12 Aug 2004 19:20:56 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2004/08/12/farewell-to-a-faithful-servant/#comment-2095 But Adam, it was so liberating...I didn't have to know the bottle's name, it was from a different bottling plant across town. There's something about the relationship that defies, age, race and social status...for that one time... But Adam, it was so liberating…I didn’t have to know the bottle’s name, it was from a different bottling plant across town.

There’s something about the relationship that defies, age, race and social status…for that one time…

]]> By: Adam http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/08/12/farewell-to-a-faithful-servant/comment-page-1/#comment-2094 Adam Thu, 12 Aug 2004 19:02:17 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2004/08/12/farewell-to-a-faithful-servant/#comment-2094 You people know nothing about love and committment. If you can't stick with one water bottle how are you going to stick with one man or woman? Sure, you'll enjoy a person for a little while, but after a few days you'll move on to the next. You are all so horible. You people know nothing about love and committment. If you can’t stick with one water bottle how are you going to stick with one man or woman? Sure, you’ll enjoy a person for a little while, but after a few days you’ll move on to the next.

You are all so horible.

]]> By: Sarah http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/08/12/farewell-to-a-faithful-servant/comment-page-1/#comment-2093 Sarah Thu, 12 Aug 2004 17:25:05 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2004/08/12/farewell-to-a-faithful-servant/#comment-2093 I'm in line with Roger. I can't stand to drink from the same water bottle twice. Apparently i'm just unable to have a committed relationship. I think it stems from my childhood when I would always choose a can of pop over water. The sugar high would make me tingle all over. Water just didn't do it for me. I’m in line with Roger. I can’t stand to drink from the same water bottle twice. Apparently i’m just unable to have a committed relationship.

I think it stems from my childhood when I would always choose a can of pop over water. The sugar high would make me tingle all over. Water just didn’t do it for me.

]]> By: Geof http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/08/12/farewell-to-a-faithful-servant/comment-page-1/#comment-2092 Geof Thu, 12 Aug 2004 17:15:16 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2004/08/12/farewell-to-a-faithful-servant/#comment-2092 Peter, honestly, unless you thoroughly clean the bottle, you should only use a plastic bottle for a week before chucking it. Peter, honestly, unless you thoroughly clean the bottle, you should only use a plastic bottle for a week before chucking it.

]]> By: SillyJoe http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/08/12/farewell-to-a-faithful-servant/comment-page-1/#comment-2091 SillyJoe Thu, 12 Aug 2004 17:15:05 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2004/08/12/farewell-to-a-faithful-servant/#comment-2091 I have an imitation Nalgene bottle that I named Poser I have an imitation Nalgene bottle that I named Poser

]]> By: peter http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/08/12/farewell-to-a-faithful-servant/comment-page-1/#comment-2090 peter Thu, 12 Aug 2004 16:36:00 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2004/08/12/farewell-to-a-faithful-servant/#comment-2090 Yeah, Emerson's a lucky guy... Yeah, Emerson’s a lucky guy…

]]> By: lauren http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/08/12/farewell-to-a-faithful-servant/comment-page-1/#comment-2089 lauren Thu, 12 Aug 2004 16:31:30 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2004/08/12/farewell-to-a-faithful-servant/#comment-2089 "press my supple, pouting lips against its nozzle" never before have i wanted more to be that water bottle... “press my supple, pouting lips against its nozzle”
never before have i wanted more to be that water bottle…

]]> By: *tami* http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/08/12/farewell-to-a-faithful-servant/comment-page-1/#comment-2088 *tami* Thu, 12 Aug 2004 16:26:39 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2004/08/12/farewell-to-a-faithful-servant/#comment-2088 you gotta let him go, man. you just gotta let go. you gotta let him go, man. you just gotta let go.

]]> By: Roger http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/08/12/farewell-to-a-faithful-servant/comment-page-1/#comment-2087 Roger Thu, 12 Aug 2004 16:01:24 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2004/08/12/farewell-to-a-faithful-servant/#comment-2087 I use them and discard them like trash. I'm so callous that way. I use them and discard them like trash. I’m so callous that way.

]]> By: trey http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/08/12/farewell-to-a-faithful-servant/comment-page-1/#comment-2086 trey Thu, 12 Aug 2004 15:34:55 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2004/08/12/farewell-to-a-faithful-servant/#comment-2086 I have two water bottles that I rotate.. I named them Lake and Palmer.. we were meant to be it appears. I have two water bottles that I rotate.. I named them Lake and Palmer..

we were meant to be it appears.

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