Comments on: My Final Week http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/08/16/my-final-week/ Et nunc, mea porcella, moriris. Fri, 03 Feb 2012 20:50:46 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Larsonic Traveler http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/08/16/my-final-week/comment-page-1/#comment-2211 Larsonic Traveler Tue, 17 Aug 2004 16:33:35 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2004/08/16/my-final-week/#comment-2211 During your last week, you should put on the whole <i>Jeremy the Perfect Boyfriend</i> act. At least use a soft, huffy voice. =) During your last week, you should put on the whole Jeremy the Perfect Boyfriend act. At least use a soft, huffy voice. =)

]]> By: Sarah http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/08/16/my-final-week/comment-page-1/#comment-2201 Sarah Tue, 17 Aug 2004 12:05:27 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2004/08/16/my-final-week/#comment-2201 i too like the cake idea. you could also use magic tape to tape down the receiving button on everyone's phone. that way when they try to answer, the phone will keep ringing. i too like the cake idea.

you could also use magic tape to tape down the receiving button on everyone’s phone. that way when they try to answer, the phone will keep ringing.

]]> By: _steve http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/08/16/my-final-week/comment-page-1/#comment-2195 _steve Mon, 16 Aug 2004 21:36:50 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2004/08/16/my-final-week/#comment-2195 Seriously, the cake is the best idea. PLEASE do that and then relay the story!! Seriously, the cake is the best idea. PLEASE do that and then relay the story!!

]]> By: Larsonic Traveler http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/08/16/my-final-week/comment-page-1/#comment-2194 Larsonic Traveler Mon, 16 Aug 2004 21:25:11 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2004/08/16/my-final-week/#comment-2194 Peter, now that you'll be leaving this job, is there an opening? I'm available...and open for a delicious interview. What did you do there? =) Craig, a.k.a. <i>Larsonic Traveler</i> Peter, now that you’ll be leaving this job, is there an opening? I’m available…and open for a delicious interview. What did you do there?

=)

Craig, a.k.a. Larsonic Traveler

]]> By: Atreyu http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/08/16/my-final-week/comment-page-1/#comment-2192 Atreyu Mon, 16 Aug 2004 20:06:28 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2004/08/16/my-final-week/#comment-2192 I think you should buy about a dozen small pints of milk, open each one up, and then hide them throughout the building in really hard to reach places. Then steal everyone's staplers, and the balls from their mice, and stash all of the evidence in Adams desk somewhere, then that evening e-mail someone there from home, with some mundane e-mail, and happen to mention how you saw Adam hanging out by their desk looking kind of suspicious. I think you should buy about a dozen small pints of milk, open each one up, and then hide them throughout the building in really hard to reach places.

Then steal everyone’s staplers, and the balls from their mice, and stash all of the evidence in Adams desk somewhere, then that evening e-mail someone there from home, with some mundane e-mail, and happen to mention how you saw Adam hanging out by their desk looking kind of suspicious.

]]> By: Rachel http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/08/16/my-final-week/comment-page-1/#comment-2191 Rachel Mon, 16 Aug 2004 17:51:40 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2004/08/16/my-final-week/#comment-2191 quit showering as of today. exercise frantically every day after work. then friday, as you lean over your co-workers (especially girl c) and their respective work spaces, ask "do you smell that?" quit showering as of today. exercise frantically every day after work. then friday, as you lean over your co-workers (especially girl c) and their respective work spaces, ask “do you smell that?”

]]> By: Uosdwis R. Jawoh http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/08/16/my-final-week/comment-page-1/#comment-2190 Uosdwis R. Jawoh Mon, 16 Aug 2004 16:47:10 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2004/08/16/my-final-week/#comment-2190 Last chance to make out with Adam in the breakroom in front of Girl B!!! Last chance to make out with Adam in the breakroom in front of Girl B!!!

]]> By: Roger http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/08/16/my-final-week/comment-page-1/#comment-2189 Roger Mon, 16 Aug 2004 16:38:13 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2004/08/16/my-final-week/#comment-2189 Give them this URI. Give them this URI.

]]> By: Drewy http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/08/16/my-final-week/comment-page-1/#comment-2188 Drewy Mon, 16 Aug 2004 16:34:01 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2004/08/16/my-final-week/#comment-2188 Oops. I guess I meant 300 lbs. 3,000 seemed a little excessive... Oops. I guess I meant 300 lbs. 3,000 seemed a little excessive…

]]> By: Drewy http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/08/16/my-final-week/comment-page-1/#comment-2187 Drewy Mon, 16 Aug 2004 16:32:25 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2004/08/16/my-final-week/#comment-2187 I think you should bring a bed into your cube and put 3,000 lbs of shaved ham on it. Then when people walked by and asked what it was for, you could say "I'm preparing to open the minds of my future students to the wonders of education through art and history." You would leave with your co-workers thinking you're pretty sophisticated, and having a 3,000 lb mess to clean up. I think you should bring a bed into your cube and put 3,000 lbs of shaved ham on it. Then when people walked by and asked what it was for, you could say “I’m preparing to open the minds of my future students to the wonders of education through art and history.” You would leave with your co-workers thinking you’re pretty sophisticated, and having a 3,000 lb mess to clean up.

]]> By: Adam http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/08/16/my-final-week/comment-page-1/#comment-2186 Adam Mon, 16 Aug 2004 15:59:44 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2004/08/16/my-final-week/#comment-2186 I think you should tell Girl B you have a girlfriend again, Girl C that she is the most self-centered annoying person in the world and that she should teach classes in victimology, tell all of the team lead they are fat, prank call Eric as a disgruntled candidate, ask the trainers what is she does again, and make a weapon out of your belt and keychain to kill unsuspecting employees in the parking ramp so you can use their corpses to warm yourself. I think you should tell Girl B you have a girlfriend again, Girl C that she is the most self-centered annoying person in the world and that she should teach classes in victimology, tell all of the team lead they are fat, prank call Eric as a disgruntled candidate, ask the trainers what is she does again, and make a weapon out of your belt and keychain to kill unsuspecting employees in the parking ramp so you can use their corpses to warm yourself.

]]> By: Geof http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/08/16/my-final-week/comment-page-1/#comment-2185 Geof Mon, 16 Aug 2004 15:03:08 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2004/08/16/my-final-week/#comment-2185 Peter: You were largely responsible for <em>Office Slam</em>. Seems to me that you've got a primer for it already. Peter:

You were largely responsible for Office Slam. Seems to me that you’ve got a primer for it already.

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