Inane Quiz Responses

I love filling out these forwarded email quizzes. I hope you learn something new and interesting about me today!

WHAT IS YOUR NAME? Peter

WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? Jeans. (note that this doesn’t actually answer the question)

THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? First, I check for any revolting deformities or open wounds that they might have. After that, their smile.

HOW ARE YOU TODAY? bored. anxious for the weekend. slightly thirsty.

FAVORITE SPORT? football, basketball, baseball, dog-tossing, cross country squatting, horse-gutting, and volleyball.

FAVORITE MONTH? October’s generally pretty awesome. I also love December because of the holidays. And the increased road fatalities.

FAVORITE FOOD? flour

FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Christmas eve is tremendous. I’ve also had a strange run of awesome April 17ths lately.

HUGS OR KISSES? I prefer hugs over kisses, but I prefer making out over hugs. I prefer arm-wrestling over either.

LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? Nice townhouse with a roommate. Separate beds.

What book are you reading right now? “Content Area Reading and Writing” I just got to the part where he caught her cheating with another guy.

What did you do last night? Some reading, followed by an Alva Star show with Brent. Then I layed down to go to sleep, but I didn’t sleep at first. For a while I just layed there with my eyes closed. I thought about stuff and adjusted my bodily position at times. After a while of doing that then I actually did, in fact, sleep.

Favorite smells? Italian food and blood.

Favorite car? Anything with naked women painted on it

How many keys are on your ring? 5, apartment key, car key, mailbox key, church office key, and my key to unlocking a horrible, terrifying alternate universe which I hope to never use but I keep it in case I ever get bored.

Do you own a donor card? I plan to eat all my essential organs before I die so that nobody else can have them.

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
I think about french dressing.

WHAT SCARES YOU MOST? The thought of something bad happening to my family or closest friends. That and midgets.

Number of candles on your last birthday cake? I didn’t have a “cake” as much as I had a “convenience store microwavable sandwich” But I put 26 candles in it and momentarily staved off depression.

Any Piercings? both retinas

Been to Africa? Metaphorically speaking, many times.

Loved somebody so much it made you cry? Cry, no. Vomit, yes.

Been in a car accident? No. But I’ve had an accident in the car.

Favorite day(s) of the week? Any days where we edit Rock TV!! HA HA HA!!! But seriously, Saturday.

How many times did you fail your drivers test? Once. But my dad bribed him for my birthday present.

Most annoying thing people ask you: “How tall are you?” That and, “Have you shown that to a doctor?”

Bedtime: 11:30 – right before the ghosts come out.

Favorite TV show(s): Any show where Terry Bradshaw is shot in the back of his head.

Ford or Chevy? Jesus likes Chevy more (Obadiah 19:4)

WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Dennis

WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? My father, Chet, who will not receive this email.

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12 Responses to Inane Quiz Responses

  1. lauren says:

    i feel so close to you right now

  2. Peter ~ You have the key that unlocks the alternate universe? I’ve been looking for that all over the place. And it’s not as horrifying as you think, man. You just step out into the time-space stream…it’s like being whisked away on a river current. As a matter of fact, I’ve seen lots of things floating in the space-time stream when I’ve opened the inter-dimensional door…people’s hats, lost wallets, copies of Choices Collide

  3. Rhonda says:

    I feel like I know you SO much better now. And you are more psycho than I first thought. Though, I am happy that you did not use the word lustily in this post. Maybe you could go back and edit it though.

  4. lauren says:

    i lustfully want peter now, i do!

    (just trying to help rhonda out)!

  5. Roger says:

    Nice!

  6. Adam says:

    Good stuff. Im thinking of French Dressing right now.

  7. Sarah says:

    Wait a minute… I thought i was in the terrifying alternate universe. You mean this is the “normal one”? AAAAHHHHH!!!

    Can I borrow your keys??

  8. peter says:

    :) very nice, Sarah. That made me laugh.

    And Craig, I’ve got a box of “Choices Collide” cds that went missing a while back, thanks for explaining that for me…

  9. Ted says:

    I was wondering peter if you have ever just opened to door to another universe and taken a peek. See cause I had a key that I was told was to an alternate universe. Turned out it was the key to a hidden treasure worth billions. What a bunch of crap. I distroyed the key by grinding it into a pile of shavings for fun. Ha.

  10. the Sage says:

    PLEASE PLESE FORWARD THIS BLOG TO AT LEAST 10 OF YOUR FRIENDS COME ON U KNOW JESUS WANTS YOU TO DO IT IF YOU DO YOU WILL MAKE THEM HAVE A HAPPY DAY OK BYE LOVE YOU OK?

  11. Roger says:

    All Greek and no play has made the Sage revert back to his youth.

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