I love filling out these forwarded email quizzes. I hope you learn something new and interesting about me today!
WHAT IS YOUR NAME? Peter
WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? Jeans. (note that this doesn’t actually answer the question)
THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? First, I check for any revolting deformities or open wounds that they might have. After that, their smile.
HOW ARE YOU TODAY? bored. anxious for the weekend. slightly thirsty.
FAVORITE SPORT? football, basketball, baseball, dog-tossing, cross country squatting, horse-gutting, and volleyball.
FAVORITE MONTH? October’s generally pretty awesome. I also love December because of the holidays. And the increased road fatalities.
FAVORITE FOOD? flour
FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Christmas eve is tremendous. I’ve also had a strange run of awesome April 17ths lately.
HUGS OR KISSES? I prefer hugs over kisses, but I prefer making out over hugs. I prefer arm-wrestling over either.
LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? Nice townhouse with a roommate. Separate beds.
What book are you reading right now? “Content Area Reading and Writing” I just got to the part where he caught her cheating with another guy.
What did you do last night? Some reading, followed by an Alva Star show with Brent. Then I layed down to go to sleep, but I didn’t sleep at first. For a while I just layed there with my eyes closed. I thought about stuff and adjusted my bodily position at times. After a while of doing that then I actually did, in fact, sleep.
Favorite smells? Italian food and blood.
Favorite car? Anything with naked women painted on it
How many keys are on your ring? 5, apartment key, car key, mailbox key, church office key, and my key to unlocking a horrible, terrifying alternate universe which I hope to never use but I keep it in case I ever get bored.
Do you own a donor card? I plan to eat all my essential organs before I die so that nobody else can have them.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING? I think about french dressing.
WHAT SCARES YOU MOST? The thought of something bad happening to my family or closest friends. That and midgets.
Number of candles on your last birthday cake? I didn’t have a “cake” as much as I had a “convenience store microwavable sandwich” But I put 26 candles in it and momentarily staved off depression.
Any Piercings? both retinas
Been to Africa? Metaphorically speaking, many times.
Loved somebody so much it made you cry? Cry, no. Vomit, yes.
Been in a car accident? No. But I’ve had an accident in the car.
Favorite day(s) of the week? Any days where we edit Rock TV!! HA HA HA!!! But seriously, Saturday.
How many times did you fail your drivers test? Once. But my dad bribed him for my birthday present.
Most annoying thing people ask you: “How tall are you?” That and, “Have you shown that to a doctor?”
Bedtime: 11:30 – right before the ghosts come out.
Favorite TV show(s): Any show where Terry Bradshaw is shot in the back of his head.
Ford or Chevy? Jesus likes Chevy more (Obadiah 19:4)
WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Dennis
WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? My father, Chet, who will not receive this email.