Comments on: Peter’s Childrens Book

By: moron

moron — Wed, 24 Nov 2004 21:29:14 +0000

It really does look like he’s holding his penis (Hope he isn’t gay)Are all naughty people punished by masterbating maniacs? I need to know

By: Sarah

Sarah — Fri, 27 Aug 2004 19:35:11 +0000

I’m glad i’m not the only one who inferred masturbation from the infant burning…..
And to think Peter will be shaping minds under his tutilage. I shudder at the thought. This book is enough to give even me nightmares.

By: Larsonic Traveler

Larsonic Traveler — Thu, 26 Aug 2004 15:01:55 +0000

Peter’s children’s books are like X Files episodes.

By: Maren

Maren — Thu, 26 Aug 2004 14:02:27 +0000

I fear the day when our society will rule it
intolerant to ban books like this from being published. =[]

I also fear the presentations of more of “Peter’s childrens
books”.

By: amy grant

amy grant — Wed, 25 Aug 2004 19:46:48 +0000

lauren.

HAHAHA!

hillarious

By: lauren

lauren — Wed, 25 Aug 2004 18:46:42 +0000

um, i thought the same thing _steve. i was just asking adam what the hell the old man was doing. he said lighting the baby on fire, well he’s lighting something on fire, but it’s NOT the baby.
<— will no go and lock her self in her closet for having such gross thoughts

By: peter

peter — Wed, 25 Aug 2004 18:40:11 +0000

Steve, that’s hysterical. In all these years I’ve never noticed that. It adds such a nice sub-text to the whole thing.

By: _steve

_steve — Wed, 25 Aug 2004 17:57:14 +0000

Spectacular.

I love how the wasp-esque magic looks strangely like masturbation.

By: amy grant

amy grant — Wed, 25 Aug 2004 16:45:22 +0000

baby baby… Im taken with the notion..

I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.. and liked it…

By: Roger

Roger — Wed, 25 Aug 2004 16:42:19 +0000

With a moral and everything, how come you never had these published? Someday I may have a child who has been very naughty, and I may want to read him a bedtime story…

Also, I’d like to be able to purchase mine shrink-wrapped with a flame-thrower kit.

Thanks.

By: Uosdwis R. Jawoh

Uosdwis R. Jawoh — Wed, 25 Aug 2004 16:22:16 +0000

I think Rock TV should adapt this book for the screen.

By: Adam

Adam — Wed, 25 Aug 2004 16:05:41 +0000

Wow. I really liked that.

By: Dirty Old Man

Dirty Old Man — Wed, 25 Aug 2004 16:04:33 +0000

How do you make a dead baby float?
–Two scoops ice cream, one scoop dead baby.

How many dead babies can you fit in a suitcase?
–Seven.

What’s pink and red, and sits in the corner getting smaller and smaller?
–A baby combing his hair with a potato peeler.

By: John R

John R — Wed, 25 Aug 2004 16:03:33 +0000

I’m so proud of you peter. i wish you were my father.

By: Chrissy

Chrissy — Wed, 25 Aug 2004 16:00:02 +0000

Hahahaha!

It’s nice and warm in hell, Peter.