Comments on: Alone, Without a Fan http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/10/21/alone-without-a-fan/ Et nunc, mea porcella, moriris. Tue, 22 May 2012 17:20:20 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: The John Larroquette Project » Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do… http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/10/21/alone-without-a-fan/comment-page-1/#comment-5913 The John Larroquette Project » Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do… Wed, 08 Jun 2005 15:25:49 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2004/10/21/alone-without-a-fan/#comment-5913 [...] er, this morning I was awakened by a strange snapping sound, and realized that my precious fan was no longer humming, and my alarm clock was off. The power was [...] [...] er, this morning I was awakened by a strange snapping sound, and realized that my precious fan was no longer humming, and my alarm clock was off. The power was [...]

]]> By: little miss http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/10/21/alone-without-a-fan/comment-page-1/#comment-2596 little miss Mon, 08 Nov 2004 23:54:14 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2004/10/21/alone-without-a-fan/#comment-2596 The real question used to be- will the woman you marry be able to sleep with the fan on too? This has now detiorated into- Will there be a seething fury beneath your beloved's epidermis as she realizes that you are used goods, and the perpetrator oscillates indecorously across the room? The real question used to be- will the woman you marry be able to sleep with the fan on too? This has now detiorated into- Will there be a seething fury beneath your beloved’s epidermis as she realizes that you are used goods, and the perpetrator oscillates indecorously across the room?

]]> By: lauren http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/10/21/alone-without-a-fan/comment-page-1/#comment-2590 lauren Mon, 01 Nov 2004 21:37:35 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2004/10/21/alone-without-a-fan/#comment-2590 my mom took my fan and gave me theirs, :shock: my mom took my fan and gave me theirs, :shock:

]]> By: SillyJoe http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/10/21/alone-without-a-fan/comment-page-1/#comment-2587 SillyJoe Sun, 31 Oct 2004 20:39:49 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2004/10/21/alone-without-a-fan/#comment-2587 Reading this, and finding that I totally identified with every line... I think I'm insane. Not that that's any judge of YOUR character, Peter. Reading this, and finding that I totally identified with every line…

I think I’m insane.

Not that that’s any judge of YOUR character, Peter.

]]> By: Sarah http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/10/21/alone-without-a-fan/comment-page-1/#comment-2585 Sarah Thu, 28 Oct 2004 21:35:17 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2004/10/21/alone-without-a-fan/#comment-2585 Peter, Had been your fan I would have died the moment you "aggressively straddled" me. ;o)~ You at least owe it dinner and a movie for that! Peter, Had been your fan I would have died the moment you “aggressively straddled” me. ;o)~

You at least owe it dinner and a movie for that!

]]> By: Roger http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/10/21/alone-without-a-fan/comment-page-1/#comment-2584 Roger Mon, 25 Oct 2004 15:08:07 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2004/10/21/alone-without-a-fan/#comment-2584 How convenient, Ted. How convenient, Ted.

]]> By: Ted http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/10/21/alone-without-a-fan/comment-page-1/#comment-2583 Ted Fri, 22 Oct 2004 19:30:44 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2004/10/21/alone-without-a-fan/#comment-2583 I sleep with other fans all the time... but my fan and I are at a special place in our relationship.... no it doesnt sleep with other people I sleep with other fans all the time… but my fan and I are at a special place in our relationship…. no it doesnt sleep with other people

]]> By: Your #1 Fan http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/10/21/alone-without-a-fan/comment-page-1/#comment-2582 Your #1 Fan Fri, 22 Oct 2004 16:51:17 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2004/10/21/alone-without-a-fan/#comment-2582 Peter, You have betrayed me. I don't know if I can go on pretending that your little "accident" doesn't bother me. I think we need to separate for a while so I can sort out my feelings and decide if I want to be with you still. Please don't think that this means I don't love you anymore. I'm just confused and need some time to myself. I'm hurt. Please don't be mad. Yours, Fan Peter,

You have betrayed me. I don’t know if I can go on pretending that your little “accident” doesn’t bother me. I think we need to separate for a while so I can sort out my feelings and decide if I want to be with you still.

Please don’t think that this means I don’t love you anymore. I’m just confused and need some time to myself. I’m hurt. Please don’t be mad.

Yours,

Fan

]]> By: Ochuk http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/10/21/alone-without-a-fan/comment-page-1/#comment-2581 Ochuk Thu, 21 Oct 2004 20:53:26 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2004/10/21/alone-without-a-fan/#comment-2581 That last sentence was highly disturbing. That last sentence was highly disturbing.

]]> By: _steve http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/10/21/alone-without-a-fan/comment-page-1/#comment-2580 _steve Thu, 21 Oct 2004 20:24:25 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2004/10/21/alone-without-a-fan/#comment-2580 I had a fan die once, right before my eyes. I wailed like a little girl. I had a fan die once, right before my eyes. I wailed like a little girl.

]]> By: peter http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/10/21/alone-without-a-fan/comment-page-1/#comment-2579 peter Thu, 21 Oct 2004 19:20:32 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2004/10/21/alone-without-a-fan/#comment-2579 You're right, *tami*. It's going to be a long, hard road to repair the damage I've done. My only hope is that my fan will see the effort I'm putting into changing for it. I really don't want to get a new fan, I've been there before and I'm not anxious to return there again... You’re right, *tami*. It’s going to be a long, hard road to repair the damage I’ve done. My only hope is that my fan will see the effort I’m putting into changing for it. I really don’t want to get a new fan, I’ve been there before and I’m not anxious to return there again…

]]> By: *tami* http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/10/21/alone-without-a-fan/comment-page-1/#comment-2578 *tami* Thu, 21 Oct 2004 19:05:13 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2004/10/21/alone-without-a-fan/#comment-2578 your fan will never fully trust you again, peter. each time you pack it in your over-nite bag, it will be wondering, "is he just packing me to leave me again? he's just waiting for the right time to be rid of me for good. bastard." your fan will never fully trust you again, peter. each time you pack it in your over-nite bag, it will be wondering, “is he just packing me to leave me again? he’s just waiting for the right time to be rid of me for good. bastard.”

]]> By: Roger http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/10/21/alone-without-a-fan/comment-page-1/#comment-2577 Roger Thu, 21 Oct 2004 18:35:24 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2004/10/21/alone-without-a-fan/#comment-2577 I, too, am not able to fall asleep without a fan. I am not picky what fan I sleep with, though, much like my use-them-and-lose-them attitude with the water-bottles. I, too, am not able to fall asleep without a fan. I am not picky what fan I sleep with, though, much like my use-them-and-lose-them attitude with the water-bottles.

]]> By: Atreyu http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/10/21/alone-without-a-fan/comment-page-1/#comment-2576 Atreyu Thu, 21 Oct 2004 15:38:16 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2004/10/21/alone-without-a-fan/#comment-2576 Did I detect a bit of a reference to Cast Away? "Wilson!!! I'm Sorry!!! Please Forgive me!!!" I believe Tom Hanks even was going to hang himself at one point. I'm going to really concerned if you show to the retreat with a fan, that has a bloody hand print, with a face drawn into it. Did I detect a bit of a reference to Cast Away? “Wilson!!! I’m Sorry!!! Please Forgive me!!!” I believe Tom Hanks even was going to hang himself at one point.

I’m going to really concerned if you show to the retreat with a fan, that has a bloody hand print, with a face drawn into it.

]]> By: Geof http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/10/21/alone-without-a-fan/comment-page-1/#comment-2575 Geof Thu, 21 Oct 2004 15:37:30 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2004/10/21/alone-without-a-fan/#comment-2575 Just don't stick your wang in the fan. Just don’t stick your wang in the fan.

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