Monthly Archives: February 2005

The Truth about Scotland

I recently unearthed this hilarious email that my friend Jeff Boyardee wrote me back in 1998 while studying abroad in Scotland. It is filled with wisdom and insight that I now lovingly pass on to all of you… Dear X49382 … Continue reading

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Denny’s Love

Bridgette and I have a strange little tradition that we share. In honor of our first date, we have pledged that we will go out on a date to Denny’s together at least once a month. Yes, ours is a … Continue reading

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A Little Evil Before Breakfast

A friend of mine sent me something this morning. Something so horrible, so evil, so hateful that I had to laugh. It seemed to be a pictoral manifestation of some cruel idea born from the forbidden depths of the John … Continue reading

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An Update

I didn’t have to work today. That’s the bad news. The good news is that I have yet to shave, shower, or change out of yesterday’s clothing. In addition, I have accomplished little more than eating four bowls of cereal. … Continue reading

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