Comments on: Unwelcomed Onions

By: Chris

Chris — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 22:27:21 +0000

Mother of Mercy! Onions in fettucini alfredo?! that’s just wrong, man… and as a Carpathian myself, i can think of some choice words for whoever it was that corrupted you fettucini alfredo… freakin’ ay… That’s freakin’ like Slobodon Milosotron 9000 notjust with poison spray and Dolby, but with rockets that shoot out of ‘is arse… arse rockets… “we can rebuild him, we have the technology… but i don’t want to spend a lot of money.”

oh, and BEVA, a Carpathian is someone from the Carpathian Mountain range of eastern Europe.

By: MJ

MJ — Wed, 23 Mar 2005 18:01:55 +0000

Peter, I got a copy of the Rock & Roll Induction.

By: BEVA

BEVA — Wed, 23 Mar 2005 17:38:20 +0000

I am enjoying this blog much, keep up the good work. I am glad someone else is random as well.

By: peter

peter — Wed, 23 Mar 2005 16:13:37 +0000

Kev-
This was no carbonera, it was simply fettucini alfredo. At least it was, until they released the hellish onion-hounds upon it.

If they’d have put peas in there, I might have had to stab somebody.

By: The Kev

The Kev — Wed, 23 Mar 2005 16:01:55 +0000

Was there Bacon? Was this a carbonera-type fettucini? If so, onions come with the territory, and this was your fault.

What bug me are peas in fettucini. On their own, peas are an above average vegetable, but in Fettucini, they don’t really make a lot of sense…

By: BEVA

BEVA — Wed, 23 Mar 2005 14:29:44 +0000

What is a carpathian anyways… fish maybe?

By: Roger

Roger — Wed, 23 Mar 2005 13:33:36 +0000

Hippie unions, all gettin’ on your plate and spreading their diseased, filthy taste all over your scrumptious meal.

:barf:

By: scott

scott — Wed, 23 Mar 2005 03:53:49 +0000

how would the surround sound on milosevic work exactly? like that contraption at sam’s to demonstrate the bose speakers where the speakers extend out? weird.

oh, and i hate onions with alfredo sauce. gross.

By: Slobby Milosevic

Slobby Milosevic — Tue, 22 Mar 2005 20:41:13 +0000

There will be no candy, only unsalted,stale potato chips before the ethnic cleansing begins. Call me a bastard….I don’t care.

By: _steve

_steve — Tue, 22 Mar 2005 20:23:23 +0000

You can’t spell Slobodan Milosevic, and you’re a teacher?

By: Geof F. Morris

Geof F. Morris — Tue, 22 Mar 2005 17:42:35 +0000

Anytime, Peter! I love useless minutiae.

By: peter

peter — Tue, 22 Mar 2005 17:26:12 +0000

Thank you Geof, for your thoroughly pointless comment.

By: Thom

Thom — Tue, 22 Mar 2005 17:25:53 +0000

Thanks…I can’t access the IMDB from work. So, I did pretty good in remembering a movie I haven’t seen in ten hour-er-years.

By: The Kev

The Kev — Tue, 22 Mar 2005 17:11:24 +0000

I refuse to believe you ordered any dish with more than three syllables (not counting “and fries”), so I must call you out on your blatant lie.

By: Geof F. Morris

Geof F. Morris — Tue, 22 Mar 2005 16:45:50 +0000

Thom: IMDB has Ghostbusters II's villain as "Vigo", played by Wilhelm von Homburg. This has been a test of the IMDB Minutiae System. If this had been an actual emergency, you would have heard the sound of a meatflop prior to being hit in the head with a salted nut roll. Enjoy!

By: Geof F. Morris

Geof F. Morris — Tue, 22 Mar 2005 16:14:24 +0000

Actually … I kinda like onions in my alfredo sauce, as long as it’s just a hint and doesn’t overpower the dish.

By: Thom

Thom — Tue, 22 Mar 2005 16:08:39 +0000

Would he recite the philosphies of Viggo (or whatever the moster’s name was in Ghostbusters 2…I believe that guy was a Carpathian)???