Monthly Archives: June 2005

Wiley Shriners

I was lucky enough to get to see a parade this weekend. It was very lovely and festive. High school marching bands and fire trucks heralded the event, and the copious amount of clowns on stilts terrified children of every … Continue reading

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Rock TV Rundown

One of the things that I really love about going to church at the Rock is the amazing ministry opportunity I get with Rock TV, a video production team assigned to create short, (hopefully) funny videos to play during services … Continue reading

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A Newspaper Salute

Ah, the newspaper. My oldest friend. Perhaps my only friend (I still don’t trust many of my so-called friends after they betrayed me in a Turkish prison back in ’38; the newspaper would never turn me over to the warden, … Continue reading

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Jackson Verdicts, the Spirit of St. Louis, etc.

So Michael Jackson was aquitted on all charges yesterday. Yeah, I guess that seems about right. This acquittal vindicates him of all charges of wrongdoing, and if you would believe his followers, all privately-held notions of his incredible weirdness. Nevermind … Continue reading

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Scott’s Porage Oats!

Nobody ever tells me anything! I like delicious treats, all of you know that. I love snacking on luscious meals of pudding and eggs – I have made no secret of this. So why have all of you kept this … Continue reading

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Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do…

So this morning I woke up at 4:15. This in itself is not particularly unusual – quite often I wake up in the early morning hours to urinate or build sandcastles. However, this morning I was awakened by a strange … Continue reading

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