Monthly Archives: July 2005

Bass-Mouth Jared

Posted on 7/15/2005 by peter

Subway’s Jared has a secret. He didn’t lose that weight by eating Subway sandwiches. Nor did he lose that weight through willpower, excercise, or even highly efficient bulemia. No, Jared had other methods for dropping the 250 pounds. These other … Continue reading →

Posted in Ramblings | 3 Comments

Man Down!

Posted on 7/13/2005 by peter

Sorry about that. A few of you may have noticed that the John Larroquette Project was out of commission for the last 24 hours or so. If you were personally saddened, shocked, or pained by this site’s absence, then I … Continue reading →

Posted in Meh | 4 Comments

Arby’s Power!

Posted on 7/11/2005 by peter

What do you guys say we all meet up at Arby’s after work today? Maybe pound a few of them slippery Beef ‘n’ Cheddar sandwiches? Because seriously, I’m gunning for some big-time diarrhea. No really. I know what you’re thinking, … Continue reading →

Posted in Rants | 7 Comments

Bailey Bee Mouth

Posted on 7/8/2005 by peter

So I’ve got this dog… His name is Bailey, and he lives a life of simple pleasures – napping the sun, investing mailboxes, and licking metal. Turns out he has a new pastime, as described in this note from my … Continue reading →

Posted in Best of the JLP, Ramblings | 4 Comments

Fonzarelli Love

Posted on 7/7/2005 by peter

Fonzie. There really isn’t much more to say. I’ve been silently reflecting on Fonzie throughout my day today, and the rugged mystery of his omnipotent coolness still eludes me. I love Fonzie so much, but no matter how hard I … Continue reading →

Posted in Raves | 4 Comments

The Pop-Ice Knave

Posted on 7/6/2005 by peter

I’ve got a serious problem. My problem has nothing to do with money, love, friends, or diabetes. My problem is simply this – I’m sucking down Pop-Ice like a fiend. I wish it were funny, but it really isn’t. I’ve … Continue reading →

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