Monthly Archives: August 2005

Big Buck Hunter

Posted on 8/19/2005 by peter

Last weekend was a productive one at the resort. I got some good Big Buck Huntin’ in. I must have killed 40 cyber-deer, and it was awesome. Adoring children gathered around me as I blew away buck after buck with … Continue reading →

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STAMPEDE!

Posted on 8/17/2005 by peter

Today’s entry contributed by the always-alienating guest blogger Kevin Sawyer. As an ardent observer of the news, I have noticed a tendency for several amusing stories to recur throughout the yearly news cycle. Every few months we get a zany … Continue reading →

Posted in Meh | 5 Comments

The Decline of Family Circus

Posted on 8/16/2005 by peter

My brief 3-day vacation was ruined while reading the comics on Sunday morning. Can somebody explain to me what the hell this is about? Is there a joke here that I’m not getting? Little Jeffy is busy working hard at … Continue reading →

Posted in Best of the JLP, Rants | 15 Comments

Update

Posted on 8/15/2005 by peter

I’m now back at work at my real job, so posts will lighten up for a day or so. Deal with it. If you’d like to complain, you’re welcome to send a short note, along with a self-addressed, stamped envelope … Continue reading →

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Rock TV Slogan Ideas

Posted on 8/11/2005 by peter

Rock TV, my church’s video production ministry, is trying to come up with an official slogan to go along with the new logo we’re designing. Here is a list of suggestions that Kevin Sawyer sent me, along with a few … Continue reading →

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Summer’s Last Words

Posted on 8/10/2005 by peter

Today I’m working my last shift at my summer job. Actually, Friday was supposed to be my last shift, but I took tonight’s shift as a favor to my employer. I’ll toss this favor onto the pile of 28 other … Continue reading →

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