Monthly Archives: September 2005

Pure Satisfaction

Posted on 9/19/2005 by peter

This weekend I enjoyed a hearty dose of rugged goodness at the Rock retreat 2005. There was some sweet music, copious amounts of friendship, and some seriously less-than-satisfactory beds. Aside from the massively stiff back and neck that I’m now … Continue reading →

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Donkeytown, USA

Posted on 9/14/2005 by peter

You know what I hate? People with asthma. Seriously guys, get over yourselves. Nobody cares.

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The JLP MD

Posted on 9/13/2005 by peter

So according to my web statistics, somebody in Asheville, NC found the the John Larroquette Project yesterday by posting this question at Ask Jeeves: “When having a bowel movement, orange slimy stuff comes out. What is it?” I don’t know, … Continue reading →

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Wow, What a Hot Day!

Posted on 9/12/2005 by peter

Man it was muggy out today! Geez, what was the deal? I’m all hot and sweaty now! I was working, and it was hard because my sweat kept dripping on me and making me feel so slippery. This weather sure … Continue reading →

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Pesci Slumber

Posted on 9/10/2005 by peter

So I sit here writing this at 4:30 in the morning. A few hours ago, I awoke sweaty and having dreamed about work – never a particularly pleasant scenario at 2:12 am. I got a drink of water, tried to … Continue reading →

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India’s Eunuch Problem

Posted on 9/8/2005 by peter

Jeromy Darling recently passed along this beauty – In July, Uttar Pradesh Eunuchs Association, in Lucknow, India, demanded that the district magistrate of police order officers to begin exposing fake eunuchs by lifting their skirts to verify their status. Charlatans, … Continue reading →

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