Monthly Archives: October 2005

The Only Good Words

I feel a little annoyed at the moment. I’m sure there’s a veritable cornucopa of reasons for my current dispeasure, ranging from the onset of cold weather to the existance of helium. At this instant, however I feel disillustioned with … Continue reading

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Songbird Death (At Last)

This was passed along to me by Kevin: MADISON, Wis. – As many as 400 songbirds were killed in one night after they flew into wires holding up a television tower. The birds were killed the night of Sept. 13-14 … Continue reading

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Sleep-over!

Hey, do you guys want to have a sleep-over at my place tonight? We could play video games and eat Swiss Cake Rolls and sneak out after midnight to wander around my neighborhood! It’ll be awesome! Then, we’ll get the … Continue reading

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No More Raisin Bran

I just had Raisin Bran for dinner. That’s right, Raisin Bran. What are you going to do about it? Nothing, that’s what. So shut up. Yes my friends, I am doing my best to enjoy my final month of singleness. … Continue reading

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Brogan

I went bowling on Saturday night, and it was good. I did not bowl as myself, however. I am but a mere mortal in the divine tragedy of bowling. When I bowl, I assume the identity of a hearty, confident … Continue reading

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My Talent

I just wrote a song. It isn’t a particularly noteworthy or memorable song. Its melody is study, if a bit well-worn. The subject matter of the lyrics is the sort of melancholic sentiment that a sophomore in college might pen, … Continue reading

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