No posty-post today.
I was too busy unpacking boxes last night and today I’ll be too busy to sit down and put something together for you filthy animals. Seriously, my heart is brimming with hatred for all but four of you.
You’ll take this and like it. Take it! Accept this measly offering and return forthwith on Monday!
Sincerely,
President James Buchanan
Don’t worry about it.