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Monthly Archives: November 2005
A Lesson Learned
Last night I got together with a buddy of mine who recently moved to Minneapolis from North Carolina. He politely indicated to me that he was unused to experiencing snow and freezing wind chill in mid-November, and that the extreme … Continue reading
Posted in Meh
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Peter’s Mean-Spirited History Quiz
Test yourself! (the answers are available in the comments section) 1. The harsh environment of Mesopotamia produced a religion that incorporated a. benevolent spirit-gods. b. a very weak priesthood. c. both monotheistic and polytheistic traits. d. cruel gods who acted … Continue reading
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The Greatest Wedding Program Ever
This morning I’m stuck typing up the program for the wedding. I’m annoyed because these tend to be pretty boring and devoid of personality, and it feels unavoidable that ours will be, as well. Here’s my first draft: Processional Giving … Continue reading
Posted in Best of the JLP, Ramblings
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Bare-Handed Buck Love ’96
Man Kills Buck With Bare Hands in Bedroom BENTONVILLE, Ark. (Nov. 1) – It looked like a crime scene, but no charges will be filed after Wayne Goldsberry killed a buck with his bare hands in his daughter’s bedroom. The … Continue reading
Posted in Best of the JLP, Meh
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G-Pail Kids
Say, what ever happened to the Garbage Pail Kids? Strange that their prominence has dipped in recent years. It seemed like they were poised to dominate America’s pop cultural landscape for decades, what with their hit movie and all. How … Continue reading
Posted in Meh
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ODYC: Black Sun Rising
For today’s post, I would like to briefly set aside all mockery and sarcasm and return to sincerity, against all my instincts and outside advice to the contrary. This is a big weekend for my friends Jeromy and Bart, because … Continue reading
Posted in Sincerity
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