Brother Miguel’s Travelling Salvation Show
My friend Ryan sent me this – apparently this flyer can be found in better neighborhoods of San Antonio:
I think ol’ Brother Miguel Angel might be on to something here…
I ain’t lying, this sumbitch will heal you, Mexican style. Bam! Suffering through a run of bad luck at the bingo parlor? Talk to him. Why you’re going to the bingo parlor in the first place, that’s your problem – no amount of white magic can help figure that one out.
White magic apparently ain’t helping Miguel much out in the area of grammar, neither.
Bad neighbors pestering you? Brother Miguel will run them away for you so they don’t get your daughter pregnant again. Boyfriend gone? Brother Miguel will get him out of the clink and back to laying on your couch all day scoring dope deals on his pay-as-you-go cell phone.
That line, “I take away evil. I give names of persons.” – I’ll be honest, I have no idea what the hell that’s about. Don’t be doubting that Brother Miguel will give you names of persons though, because he will. He’ll give you, like, 50 of ‘em. He’s a reckless son of a bitch.
You need somebody who heal different from others? You need some serious help, Mexican style? Then call Brother Miguel at 210-532-4012. He’ll put white magic back into your future-bingo.
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Would healing “Mexico Style” be code for “diarrhea”?
I think healing “Mexican style” is code for a bullet to the head.
His handbill should say “So good, no need repeat business.”
Tim. Anthony. Nicholas. John. Herman. These are examples of names which i say. I known white magic. I knows what is happen in the present, even when it is not what happens near me. I also know the name, Dennis.
i think we should group up, go down to san antonio, get on the so. presa bus and show this guy some red white and blue magic!
I just called, and it’s disconnected. I was really hoping to get a gift certificate for Christmas.
Can he bring back husbands you’ve never had? I’m sure there’s a rich, single guy out there who didn’t know he was married to me until Brother Miguel drives the evil away from him with white magic while he’s sitting in the BINGO parlor on top on the S. Presa bus.