Monthly Archives: December 2005

Brother Miguel’s Travelling Salvation Show

Posted on 12/15/2005 by peter

My friend Ryan sent me this – apparently this flyer can be found in better neighborhoods of San Antonio: I think ol’ Brother Miguel Angel might be on to something here… I ain’t lying, this sumbitch will heal you, Mexican … Continue reading →

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Mirrorkneeler

Posted on 12/14/2005 by peter

It’s a joke how tall I am. In the morning while primping and preening for the mirror, I am literally forced to kneel down in order to see my face. Otherwise, when standing at my full 6’5″ height the mirror … Continue reading →

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The Wrong Choices

Posted on 12/13/2005 by peter

After a pleasant visit with my blogging arch-rival Adam, I’m feeling in a bit of a philosophical mood. This may be a result of our honest, intellectually stimulating dialogue, but it more likely stems from our hearty puffs from the … Continue reading →

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Pure Selflessness

Posted on 12/13/2005 by peter

I’ve brought in a few items for my job’s food drive this morning. Yes, my friends, I’ve answered the call. My heart is pure, and my generosity is bountiful. At all turns I have made decisions not for my benefit, … Continue reading →

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Shut Up.

Posted on 12/12/2005 by peter

A brief note to the people who make beer commercials: “Cold” isn’t a flavor. Three times yesterday I had to sit and listen to the bastard Pete Coors tell me that I might have “forgotten how cold and refreshing our … Continue reading →

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Worst Jobs?!

Posted on 12/8/2005 by peter

Among the “10 Worst Jobs in Science” in Popular Science’s November ’05 listing: -Harvard researchers in Borneo who catch orangutan urine (in plastic sheets, the way firefighters catch jumpers) for studying reproduction-hormone levels. -Gear-packing monitors who run toward the gases … Continue reading →

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