Monthly Archives: December 2005

The Poisoning

Posted on 12/7/2005 by peter

I had to pee a lot today. It was strange – maybe 7 or 8 times. What’s the deal with that? Sure, I had a soda with lunch, but why would that cause me to have to visit the bathroom … Continue reading →

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Stupid Things, pt. 7

Posted on 12/6/2005 by peter

I got a Christmas card in the mail today. It was really stupid and I hated it. Other things that are stupid: -Native American tribes of the Pacific Northwest -Baseball (not the game, but the ball itself) -college ruled notebooks … Continue reading →

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Itchy Finger-Nubs

Posted on 12/5/2005 by peter

I’ve just spent the last few hours cleaning my apartment. I’ve scrubbed down the bathroom, cleaned the floors, and done all the dishes. I should have worn gloves, because my hands feel kinda funny now. They’re all dry and sensitive … Continue reading →

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The End of it All

Posted on 12/5/2005 by peter

Bridgette and I spent a few hours at the bank on Saturday, and no it wasn’t what you think. We weren’t there applying for a loan to help us purchase a 45-foot speedboat that we would name “The Loveliness of … Continue reading →

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The Obesity Pitch

Posted on 12/1/2005 by peter

480-Pound Woman Dies After Six Years On Couch STUART, Fla. — A 480-pound Martin County woman has died after emergency workers tried to remove her from the couch where she had remained for about six years. Gayle Laverne Grinds, 40, … Continue reading →

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Shredder Nights & Splinter Mornings

Posted on 12/1/2005 by peter

I get to spend my evening shredding a huge stack of papers. Not a bad way to spend a night – maybe not as favorable as, say, huffing industrial glue, but still pretty awesome. You see, for some stupid reason … Continue reading →

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