My Wacky Mailbox!

I just went and got the mail. I got two bills and some junk mail! Bridgette got a letter too.

Does that make any of you laugh? Is this a funny post so far? I’ll be honest, I really don’t have any idea what’s funny and what isn’t anymore. I thought I had somewhere to go with this whole “getting the mail” idea, but I guess I was wrong. I probably should have gone with my original concept of vividly describing the act of clubbing a horse to death with a brick.

Perhaps it’s time to give up on this whole comedic blog thing and try something else. I suppose I could run with my original idea of using this website to publicly chart how much water I’m drinking each day. That way other people would know.

I could also shift the John Larroquette Project into the realm of politics. I have important opinions that I think others should read. For instance, I don’t like this Jack Abramoff character one bit! All this corruption in the Beltway makes me sick. Somebody should do something to fix the problems. I also oppose gun violence in schools.

Or maybe I should have written about much wheelchairs bother me…

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9 Responses to My Wacky Mailbox!

  1. Thom says:

    Interestingly, I oppose gun violence in schools, but not in post offices.

    I think you should shift to the realm of Hate Politics. The target? Everyone. Hate them all, bitterness fuels the soul afterall.

  2. Roger says:

    Oh, and that would be different how?

  3. Thom says:

    Point Taken. In retrospect, I think the new focus of the blog should be butterflies.

  4. ted says:

    If Peter doesnt tell me what is funny how will I know?

  5. kevin s. says:

    You got three letters? Actually, that’s quite a few letters. But then, you have friends, and I don’t.

  6. Sarah says:

    Who’s this Abramoff fellow again? j/k
    I always thought our wonderful democracy was run by semi-trained chimpanzees, and have yet to encounter irrefutable evidence to the contrary.

  7. scott says:

    i think sarah is onto something….turn the focus to chimps and other large animals that can be mistaken for humans.

    there’s a reason chimps are able to co-star with such famous actors as matt leblanc and jason alexander. they’re funny!

  8. Chris B. says:


    I read through your project on Jeremy the Perfect Boyfriend. You left out a key characteristic of Jeremy’s aging process that you and Niles and I created one day. He doesn’t appear to age until he is 40, whereupon he leaves home and enters an ice cave, where he spins a cocoon and gestates into an older version of himself, resembling Richard Gere. He repeats this process later in life and emerges looking more like Sean Connery. Also, I remember that he didn’t actually do the charcoal drawings of his girlfriend himself. He trained a hawk to do them for him.

  9. peter says:

    Ah YES! Very good…

    Thanks for the reminder.

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