Is there anything finer than Girl Scout thin mints?
Okay, let me put that to you another way. Besides the 1991 World Series, is there anything finer than Girl Scout thin mints?
I would contend that there probably isn’t. A few difficult people might object and say that they prefer Nutter Butters, but I don’t want to get bogged down in semantics.
Of course, we also don’t want to forget the glory that is the United States of America. So basically, besides the 1991 October classic, Nutter Butters, and the USA, is there anything finer than Girl Scout thin mints?
This post is starting to turn in a different direction than I had anticipated…
While I want to move forward with this idea, I would be remiss if I didn’t mention the awesomeness of the polio vaccine. And the smell of a summertime barbeque. And the surfing-on-top-of-the-van scene from “Teen Wolf”. And the 1903 World’s Fair. And the video for Michael Jackson’s “Black or White”. They all deserve some special merit, either alongside or possibly in front of Girl Scout thin mint cookies.
Anyway, long story short, I just ate a few of them and sucked down a six pack of Pabst. Good night.