Monthly Archives: February 2006

ESTJ Pete

I recently took a Meyers-Briggs personality test through a workshop at my job, and I found it very illuminating. After spending 30 minutes taking an exam of seemingly innocuous questions, my results showed that I was an “ESTJ”, which stands … Continue reading

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Belial’s Bookmobile

I sure do have a lot of books! Some of my books are about real people (Harry Truman), but some other ones aren’t. It’s all part of the variety of life! I read them when I have time or when … Continue reading

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Curling Iron Warning

I got an email from my friend Ryan the other day telling me about how his wife Arlene bought a new curling iron, and this tag was hanging by a string on the power cord. Curious. So a hot curling … Continue reading

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Savvy Iqbal

As scary as these cartoon protests are, they’ve got to be a boon for Iqbal’s Western Flag Emporium, with chain locations all over the militant Islamic world. Who knew there were this many Danish flags floating around out there? How … Continue reading

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Unsweetened Betrayal

As a child, I was regularly taunted by the presence of Hershey’s Unsweetened Chocolate. Calling to me from the pantry, it appeared to be a veritable goldmine of forbidden delights. On one dark occasion, I succumbed to its seduction and … Continue reading

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Big G & Ma Theresa

An actual conversation from Saturday afternoon at Knollwood Mall: Me: What would it be like if Gandhi and Mother Theresa made out? *pause* Bridgette: It would be very gentle. My wife is absolutely correct. Such a face-sucking session would be … Continue reading

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