Who’s thumbs do I have to break to get some damn snow around here!?
I’m starting to get angry! Rock TV needs to shoot a single winter scene. Shouldn’t be a problem here in Minnesota, land of the 6-month winter season, except that we haven’t gotten any snow since January. What the hell?! What gives?! I hold in my non-typing hand an iron mallet ready to pop the bones of anybody in the Minneapolis-St.Paul metropolitan area if it will give us one more snowfall.
Maybe we shouldn’t have killed Old Man Winter like we did last year. I guess that’s coming back to haunt us. I probably shouldn’t have been so rash. Now the Rock TV team is going to have to borrow money from the mafia to purchase a $70,000 snow machine, thus putting us in their debt, which they will later make us repay by disappearing an informant’s body in the Nevada desert. Now granted, I’m perfectly willing to do such a thing, but we’ll probably have to do it over the weekend that my brother was coming into town, and that just screws up my entire schedule!
Also I have a hangnail, and it kinda stings.
I already volunteered to the mob that if we do not pay them back, they can break Leroy’s legs.
Yes, give Leroy to them! It’s all too easy.
try a ski hill……fake snow is better than no snow….although I don’t know what else you need in your shot…
so, om, you type with just one hand?
impressive
Yes, Panda, I do type with one hand. Another comment like that, and I’ll pound your femur into dust.
Maybe Panda’s femur will generate enough dust to be passed off as snow for the scene you need.
Otherwise, have Leroy start craking away on the Hawaiian shaved ice machine until you have enough.
You don’t want to mess with the mafia, Peter, you just don’t.
peter, two words:
styrofoam peanuts
The Crystal Target has a huge pile of snow in it’s parking lot. I am sure that we could film there. Of course, the snow is gray, and we would have to work for hours shoveling off the top layer. It could work.
Not if the bums get to it first, Rachel.
http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2005/01/25/encyclopedia-brown-and-the-case-of-the-missing-snow/