Comments on: The Thickest Thing http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2006/03/08/the-thickest-thing/ Et nunc, mea porcella, moriris. Wed, 08 Feb 2012 17:12:24 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: peter http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2006/03/08/the-thickest-thing/comment-page-1/#comment-7358 peter Fri, 10 Mar 2006 00:01:53 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2006/03/08/the-thickest-thing/#comment-7358 Chris, Del's rugged, untamed love towards women is but one of the many lessions that he has for we as Christian men. So I put Chris's question to us all, why are <em>all of us</em> not best friends with Del? Chris, Del’s rugged, untamed love towards women is but one of the many lessions that he has for we as Christian men.

So I put Chris’s question to us all, why are all of us not best friends with Del?

]]> By: Chris B. http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2006/03/08/the-thickest-thing/comment-page-1/#comment-7357 Chris B. Thu, 09 Mar 2006 23:29:49 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2006/03/08/the-thickest-thing/#comment-7357 I laughed uproariously at those pictures, Pete. I also went and looked at the IMDB thing, and it made me remember Del kissing his girlfriend and saying, "That's why I keep her around." Why am I not best friends with Del? I laughed uproariously at those pictures, Pete. I also went and looked at the IMDB thing, and it made me remember Del kissing his girlfriend and saying, “That’s why I keep her around.” Why am I not best friends with Del?

]]> By: peter http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2006/03/08/the-thickest-thing/comment-page-1/#comment-7356 peter Thu, 09 Mar 2006 19:54:30 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2006/03/08/the-thickest-thing/#comment-7356 A little Demon Wind-treat for all of you: <img src="http://www.badmovies.org/movies/demonwind/demonwind1.jpg" alt="Demon pudding." /> <img src="http://www.badmovies.org/movies/demonwind/demonwind2.jpg" alt="The kung-fu magician" /> A little Demon Wind-treat for all of you:

Demon pudding.
The kung-fu magician

]]> By: Thom http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2006/03/08/the-thickest-thing/comment-page-1/#comment-7355 Thom Thu, 09 Mar 2006 17:14:08 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2006/03/08/the-thickest-thing/#comment-7355 I'm game...I recognize the title...but can't recall if I have seen it...I've seen a lot of bad b-grade horror movies (for example, "You'ver Got Mail") and they all start to blend together. I’m game…I recognize the title…but can’t recall if I have seen it…I’ve seen a lot of bad b-grade horror movies (for example, “You’ver Got Mail”) and they all start to blend together.

]]> By: peter http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2006/03/08/the-thickest-thing/comment-page-1/#comment-7354 peter Thu, 09 Mar 2006 15:50:49 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2006/03/08/the-thickest-thing/#comment-7354 If people don't know what Chris and I are talking about, Demon Wind is a beautiful, B-level horror movie worth a few laughs. I am willing to host any number of people interesting in viewing it with me whenever you like. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099401/ If people don’t know what Chris and I are talking about, Demon Wind is a beautiful, B-level horror movie worth a few laughs. I am willing to host any number of people interesting in viewing it with me whenever you like.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099401/

]]> By: peter http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2006/03/08/the-thickest-thing/comment-page-1/#comment-7353 peter Thu, 09 Mar 2006 15:48:32 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2006/03/08/the-thickest-thing/#comment-7353 Come to think of it, I should have known it was the Demon Wind when I saw the slimy, demonic version of Dell hitchhiking. I've seriously tried that "And now...my pig...you die!" line on Bridgette - she didn't like that. Come to think of it, I should have known it was the Demon Wind when I saw the slimy, demonic version of Dell hitchhiking.

I’ve seriously tried that “And now…my pig…you die!” line on Bridgette – she didn’t like that.

]]> By: Chris http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2006/03/08/the-thickest-thing/comment-page-1/#comment-7352 Chris Thu, 09 Mar 2006 15:27:56 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2006/03/08/the-thickest-thing/#comment-7352 Are you sure it was just fog and not maybe demon wind? Maybe it took you 35 extra minutes because the demon wind kept picking your car up and putting you in the same place. Also, did your wife turn into a doll and say, "You lied" and then explode? If not, I think you should say to her, "And now...my pig...you die!" In the words of Chet Welle, "You lose more good houses that way." Are you sure it was just fog and not maybe demon wind? Maybe it took you 35 extra minutes because the demon wind kept picking your car up and putting you in the same place. Also, did your wife turn into a doll and say, “You lied” and then explode? If not, I think you should say to her, “And now…my pig…you die!”
In the words of Chet Welle, “You lose more good houses that way.”

]]> By: Thom http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2006/03/08/the-thickest-thing/comment-page-1/#comment-7349 Thom Thu, 09 Mar 2006 13:19:12 +0000 http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/archives/2006/03/08/the-thickest-thing/#comment-7349 If you honk your car horn real loud, repeatedly, the fog will pull over tot he side of the road and let you pass. Unless it is filled with ghosts. Then you will probably just piss the fog off and it will kill you. If you honk your car horn real loud, repeatedly, the fog will pull over tot he side of the road and let you pass. Unless it is filled with ghosts. Then you will probably just piss the fog off and it will kill you.

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