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	<title>Comments on: Whoooooooooo!!!</title>
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		<title>By: scott</title>
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		<dc:creator>scott</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Mar 2006 04:46:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>yeah, mtv isn&#039;t really cool anymore.  my spring breaks are only 2 days long now, but they do come once a week.  i&#039;ve been able to host wet tshirt contests, flaming limbo, and &#039;stump carson&#039; contests in my backyard on consecutive weekends.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>yeah, mtv isn&#8217;t really cool anymore.  my spring breaks are only 2 days long now, but they do come once a week.  i&#8217;ve been able to host wet tshirt contests, flaming limbo, and &#8217;stump carson&#8217; contests in my backyard on consecutive weekends.</p>
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		<title>By: Beach Party</title>
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		<dc:creator>Beach Party</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Mar 2006 19:30:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;Whoooooooooo!!!&lt;/strong&gt;

A funny bit on spring break preparations....</description>
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<p>A funny bit on spring break preparations&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: peter</title>
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		<dc:creator>peter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Mar 2006 17:24:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sarah, make no mistake about it, I AM the riff-raff.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sarah, make no mistake about it, I AM the riff-raff.</p>
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		<title>By: sarah</title>
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		<dc:creator>sarah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Mar 2006 17:16:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Just watching MTV is so 1990s. You should spend the week shirtless, sipping Grain Belt through a crazy straw, and bellowing out &quot;Surfin&#039; USA&quot; on a fold-out lawn chair in Kevin and Leroy&#039;s front yard. This would be enough to attract a young, hip crowd to gather around you while at the same time be repulsive enough to keep away the riff-raff.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just watching MTV is so 1990s. You should spend the week shirtless, sipping Grain Belt through a crazy straw, and bellowing out &#8220;Surfin&#8217; USA&#8221; on a fold-out lawn chair in Kevin and Leroy&#8217;s front yard. This would be enough to attract a young, hip crowd to gather around you while at the same time be repulsive enough to keep away the riff-raff.</p>
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		<title>By: Chris B.</title>
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		<dc:creator>Chris B.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Mar 2006 06:59:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;And I saw the armies of hell coming forth from the abyss, and their hosts were hosts upon hosts.  And at the head of the column was Lucifer himself, and his standard bearer was with him.  His name was Carson Daly, and he held forth a banner which said, &quot;Spring Break &#039;06.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;And I saw the armies of hell coming forth from the abyss, and their hosts were hosts upon hosts.  And at the head of the column was Lucifer himself, and his standard bearer was with him.  His name was Carson Daly, and he held forth a banner which said, &#8220;Spring Break &#8216;06.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Adam</title>
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		<dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Mar 2006 21:04:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Peter, you are so hot right now.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Peter, you are so hot right now.</p>
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		<title>By: Thom</title>
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		<dc:creator>Thom</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Mar 2006 20:46:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I knew I should have become a teacher...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I knew I should have become a teacher&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: R.T. Rybak</title>
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		<dc:creator>R.T. Rybak</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Mar 2006 20:41:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>P-dizzle,

Got your voicemail.  Sorry I didn&#039;t respond sooner.  I have acquired $9 million worth of city funding for your endeavor.  Sorry I can&#039;t do more.  We had to give a boat-load of money to our recently resigned school superintendent to make sure her reputation wasn&#039;t ruined by her own incompetence.  

I&#039;m an effective mayor.

Sincerely,

R-Tizzle</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>P-dizzle,</p>
<p>Got your voicemail.  Sorry I didn&#8217;t respond sooner.  I have acquired $9 million worth of city funding for your endeavor.  Sorry I can&#8217;t do more.  We had to give a boat-load of money to our recently resigned school superintendent to make sure her reputation wasn&#8217;t ruined by her own incompetence.  </p>
<p>I&#8217;m an effective mayor.</p>
<p>Sincerely,</p>
<p>R-Tizzle</p>
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