Cookieballoons!

I’m eating a cookie. Chocolate chip – my favorite!

Yum, I can taste the chocolate now! It’s inside my mouth!

Hmmmm…

Nevermind all that. This cookie actually tastes like poop. Like the stinkiest poop in the world.

Why did I like it so much at first? Was it simply a conditioned response? Was I merely obeying societal norms? Have I, in fact, ever liked cookies?

Oh, here’s the reason. It wasn’t actually a cookie at all. It really was a fresh hunk of poop that I found on the sidewalk in the rain this morning.

Up next: My review of Ciatti’s fine Italian dining!

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4 Responses to Cookieballoons!

  1. Thom says:

    You really should not be walking down the street without a chaperone, Peter.

  2. peter says:

    I can walk so fast!

  3. Roger says:

    He’s a hyper hypo!

  4. Chris says:

    Peter–

    FACT: Eating cookies and/or poop is part of the healthy lifestyle of the top three most salubrious cultures in the world (gypsies, the Basque, hobos).

    I found this fact on the Internets.

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