Well, it happened again. The fuel light on my car is on, and I’m almost out of gas. I feel completely helpless about the situation.
I guess after work I’ll have to head out to the parking lot, destroy my 2001 Toyota Camry with a sledgehammer, and set it on fire. Then I’ll take a taxi to the bank, apply for another loan, and buy a 2002 Toyota Camry in hopes that this won’t happen again with a newer model.
If George Bush had signed the Kyoto Protocol, this never would have happened to me.