Monthly Archives: March 2006

And Another Thing…

You know what’s really stupid? Friendship. So what’s the deal, I’m just supposed to care about some other person out of the kindness in my heart?! Sounds dumb. I’ve already got a bunch of books and a DVD player, why … Continue reading

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Cancelled.

Man, yesterday sucked. As you probably remember, I am currently on spring break. Enjoying myself, packing on pounds, and building a troublingly elaborate fort in my apartment out of couch cushions and syrup bottles. Your average, blue-blooded American stuff. Well … Continue reading

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51 Plums and Counting

I did a few calculations this morning, and I found that I just recently experienced the 10,000th day of my life. While this isn’t necessarily the most significant milestone in my life (that would be my Skee-Ball top score that … Continue reading

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Whoooooooooo!!!

Spring break ’99!!!!!! Yes, my friends, it’s true. I am currently on my spring break. The time of year when thoughts turn to sunbathing and feasts of succulent pig-flesh. 11 days of sheer, unadulterated gluttony and sloth. A time when … Continue reading

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The Thickest Thing

I just got back from Rochester. The drive took me 35 minutes longer than usual because it was so darn foggy! You wouldn’t believe how thick the fog was! Let me now proceed to describe it to you through a … Continue reading

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My Voice

A couple days ago, I recorded voiceover for a radio commercial. Just a little ad for my church. No big woop. I helped out a friend who was putting it together, and I was happy to do so. All humility … Continue reading

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