Spring is here!
Time for treats of succulent dandilion-pops! The distant crack of the baseball bat can be heard as it connects with the cranium of al Qaeda’s #2 operative Ayman al-Zawahiri! Tonight is a time for celebration! We will drain the blood of our most slovenly goats upon the blossoming fields of heather in preparation for our dark feast of goat-flesh!
I can’t wait until summer, when things really get interesting.
Mmmm, goat-flesh!