So the Minnesota Vikings unveiled their new uniforms yesterday.
My initial reaction was “When did Antoine Winfield sign with the Chargers?” Following that, I shrugged my shoulders and went back to my woodburning art. My ears again perked up when I heared the designers mention that the horns on the helmet, “now appear to be three-dimensional.”
Really? They do?
Does this person understand what three-dimensional actually means?
Now, if they had included actual, three-dimensional horns coming out of the helmet, then this would have been the greatest, most strategic uniform ever. I would have loved to have spent my Sunday afternoons eating pizza and watching opposing running backs being gored to death by Kevin Williams before having their intestines being piled up on the 50-yard line, along with the innards of the opposing coach who had been similarly gored during the pre-game ceremonies. The Viking horn would blow and the crowd would go insane; their shouts of aggression gurgling with Packer blood!
I’ll go ahead and blame Denny Green for this.