My sister Julia alerted me to this very important offer now available on craigslist:
The seller includes this note to go along with his wolftastic wares: It is of wolves, very nice, perfect condition. I also have a wolf touch lamp. These were a wedding gift that we just have no space for.
What do you people say we all go in on this one together? Who’s with me? We can each keep the sweet wolf touch lamp and oak-framed wolf loveliness for a week before passing it on to the next person. The way I figure it, we could each have our homes made significantly wolfier for up to 28 days out of the year.
I don’t know about you guys, but Bridgette and I are currently wolfless when it comes to our interior decorating. I don’t know if she’s noticed this, but I certainly have, and I spend upwards of 3 hours a day ruminating on that very fact. I’ll just say it – I’m a wolf nut. I like shirts and pillows with wolves on them. If you can’t accept that, then I hope that a wolf someday shows you its beauty before eating your intestines out of your belly.
Anyway, let me know how much you’re willing to contribute to the JLP Wolf Fund.
P.S. Do wolves fart?