Monthly Archives: May 2006

The Heenan Weekend

Posted on 5/19/2006 by peter

I’m off to a marriage conference with our church tonight. Bridgette and I are really looking forward to this chance to get away and focus on our relationship. We really enjoyed last year’s conference, and we’re particularly excited about this … Continue reading →

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Tunablast ’92

Posted on 5/18/2006 by peter

The room that I’m sitting in makes me feel like I’m about to puke. Perhaps I should explain. Our workroom, where I am at the moment, is the only place at my job where I have internet access, so I … Continue reading →

Posted in Rants | 4 Comments

Ladies and Gentlemen, We Got Him.

Posted on 5/17/2006 by peter

Hasbro has just released a new perfume that smells like Play-Doh. Gloria in excelsis Deo! The sweetest answer to my most fervent prayers has arrived! Next on my docket: sentient fudge. What are your unreasonable desires?

Posted in Meh | 9 Comments

Newjeans

Posted on 5/16/2006 by peter

I’m wearing new pants today. They’re alright I guess. No big whoop. They seem sturdy enough, and I like the color (British khaki). They’re replacing the ripped pants that ruined my life a few weeks back. If I was to … Continue reading →

Posted in Ramblings | 8 Comments

Tiger Uppercut!

Posted on 5/15/2006 by peter

I spent a good part of my weekend wading through documentation on my 401(k) plan. I’m doing my best to understand the material in order to leave Bridgette and I well established for our wistful, sunny retirement days. We hope … Continue reading →

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Speed III: The Harvest

Posted on 5/12/2006 by peter

I am an exceptionally fast runner. How fast can you run? I will bet that you cannot run as fast as I. At my best, I would fathom that I top out at 50 miles per hour. What’s that, you … Continue reading →

Posted in Best of the JLP, Ramblings | 3 Comments