So many big name celebrities are doing voiceovers for commercials nowdays!
Matt Dillon does the Pontiac ads, Gene Hackman narrates the Lowe’s spots, and Charlie Sheen reads for the Subaru commercials. Let’s not forget that Jon Lovitz has dragged Subway’s advertising to new depths and Catherine Zeta-Jones has apparently retired from actual acting to do T-Mobile commercials full time. Watching the ad breaks on television has become a veritable parade of the who’s who in Hollywood!
What’s next? Gary Sinise doing commercials for Apple Jacks? Wilford Brimley reading ads for Insane Mustachioed Man Aftershave? Barbara Bush becoming the spokewoman for Adidas? Who must I sent the telegram to in order to make this happen? Do people even send telegrams anymore? Is morse code still involved? But I don’t know morse code! Somebody, direct me please! I am paralyzed with inaction! I need my medication!! I am afraid!!