The following is a spam email I received this morning:
Demetrius said to me that you were stimulated in what I discovered earlier today.
After floating around the net I came upon http://iqdgs.sameemptyrelve.org/jv/.
Sounds like ol’ Rodger and Demetrius had a fine conversation. Let’s imagine it, shall we?
Rodger: Greetings, Demetrius!
Demetrius: Welcome, dear Rodger. I trust my manservant saw to your needs last evening.
Rodger: He did very well indeed. How is your cancer progressing?
Demetrius: Quite poorly. Say, I am reminded that I wanted to tell you something.
Rodger: Why go right ahead!
Demetrius: Peter Welle was stimulated in what you discovered earlier today.
Rodger: What, the discovery your manservant assisted me in?
Rodger: How would he even come to know of my discovery? My findings have not yet been published!
Demetrius: Do not be concerned. T’would be enough to send along some information to him through a disreputable website via unsolicited electronic mail.
Rodger: Good form, Demetrius! After tea, I will procede to float around the internet until the appropriate site is found and forwarded along to the young man.
Demetrius: Should I remove my shirt now?
Thanks again for the help, boys!