I just threw away what remained of the filthiest, most revolting sandwich I’ve ever tasted in my life.
Between engagements, I stopped at a convenient nearby Subway and picked up a 6″ chicken parmesan sandwhich. I must have rubbed the lady the wrong way because she proceded to fix me up something that tasted like a hobo’s crotch.
What the hell did I do to anybody to deserve this? This thing was just unspeakably awful. Like a drunken sorority girl had barfed up a salmon dinner and then placed it between two slices of monterey cheddar bread before returning to the bar with her friends for more fruity drinks.
Anyway, long story short, I ended up getting bitten a few times by a rattlesnake and now I’m in the hospital.