Miscellanious Sandwich

I just threw away what remained of the filthiest, most revolting sandwich I’ve ever tasted in my life.


Between engagements, I stopped at a convenient nearby Subway and picked up a 6″ chicken parmesan sandwhich. I must have rubbed the lady the wrong way because she proceded to fix me up something that tasted like a hobo’s crotch.

What the hell did I do to anybody to deserve this? This thing was just unspeakably awful. Like a drunken sorority girl had barfed up a salmon dinner and then placed it between two slices of monterey cheddar bread before returning to the bar with her friends for more fruity drinks.

Anyway, long story short, I ended up getting bitten a few times by a rattlesnake and now I’m in the hospital.

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7 Responses to Miscellanious Sandwich

  1. Laura says:

    Dude, you gotta go meatball at subway.

  2. Adam says:

    Meatball subs are always a mistake. They are the most unsatisfying, disgusting sandwiches ever. I would rather eat a Big Mac.

  3. Thom says:

    A Big Mac with meatballs?

  4. scott says:

    sweet onion chicken teryaki. bar none.

  5. Sarah says:

    I’m with Scott on this one- though the new Tuscan chicken is also quite good.

  6. peter says:

    Meatball sandwiches are the worst. They are like licking an inside-out rat.

  7. scott says:

    i tried the tuscan chicken on jon lovitz’s recommendation. i found it to be a bit unsatisfying.

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