Monthly Archives: June 2006

Twenty Minutes in the Life of Peter

Posted on 6/21/2006 by peter

7:10 pm – I’m sitting on the couch of my apartment, watching the Twins and Astos play a game of professional baseball. I have just bathed, and my skin is soft and luxurious. I am wearing warmup pants and am … Continue reading →

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Vassal Murphy

Posted on 6/20/2006 by peter

I feel a tremendous sense of self-satisfaction today. Yesterday I turned in a punch card to Papa Murphy’s pizza for a free large pizza. This punch card had been stamped twelve times previously, finally allowing me the pleasure of free … Continue reading →

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Denny Hecker: Communist Bastard

Posted on 6/19/2006 by peter

Why is it that automobile dealerships deem it necessary to surround their entire property and inventory with American Flags? Is this some sort of strange vestige of 1950s advertising? Are there people who would otherwise question the loyalty of these … Continue reading →

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Ill Tidings for All

Posted on 6/16/2006 by peter

I happened to catch a brief bit of Britney Spears spilling her guts to Matt Lauer on Dateline last night. Yikes. She was looking bad. Really bad. Bad like a cautionary tale. Like a 3rd rate actress who gets killed … Continue reading →

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Fortune From the Future

Posted on 6/15/2006 by peter

My friend Ryan Pickett recently went out for Chinese food and found this message in his fortune cookie: That sounds about right. So come, all of you, and join with me in making circles with mints! Stop all of your … Continue reading →

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Afternoon Updates

Posted on 6/14/2006 by peter

As school winds to a close, I would like to notify all of you that I will often be updating the John Larroquette Project in the afternoons throughout the summer, rather than my typical morning postings. What are you going … Continue reading →

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