From Channel 4 News in Dallas:
A Dallas cab driver is in big trouble for getting caught on tape sprinkling dried feces on pastries.
49-year-old Behrouz Nahidmobarekeh is on trial for allegedly throwing fecal matter on pastries at a Fiesta grocery store.
Police said they found a pile of human feces by his bed.
He would dry it, either by microwave or just letting it sit out and grate it up with a cheese grater and then sprinkle it at the store, officials said.
Neither attorneys in the case is clear about a motive or why the defendant would resort to something so repulsive.
Prosecutors will show a surveillance videotape of the defendant, which shows him sprinkling a substance on the food.
The FBI arrested Nahidmobarekeh but turned the case over to local prosecutors after they determined it was not a national security issue.
Oh, Behrouz!
Why did you put your poop on the food? Are you being silly? Yes, I think so! You’re so silly!
You like putting your dried, encrusted poop on the Bavarian Bismark donut, don’t you? You thought your crap crusties would blend in with the chocolate icing? Behrouz, you are a real stinker!
Why did you go to the digusting lengths of maintaining a pile of your own poop next to your bed? Because you’re silly? YES! Would it have been too much trouble to pile your feces in the garage so you didn’t have to literally smell your own excrement throughout the night? The lengths you went to in carrying out your zany scheme are utterly revolting, you silly goose!
Oh Behrouz, you do not follow societal norms! 
He’s clearly fighting in a culture war against our depraved society. It’s a metaphor, Peter…about how we all just eat crap in America, both in the food we eat and the things we consume mentally. It’s clear he was just to clever for you.
LOL! I heard about this a while back. I thought it was a Fiesta worker who actually put feces sprinkles in the donut. Quite nasty and quite bored this guy must be. Incidentally, kudos on his amazing tolerance of keeping feces around for that long.
“Well, I was just sitting around home, and I had the feces there already, so I thought ‘why not!’”
its the new jihad.
I was more interested in the newspaper story yesterday that declared “magic mushrooms” actually DO have psychoactive and hallucinogenic properties.
Even more enlightening was that most people who have eaten these mushrooms declare that it has been the single most (or at least one of the top 5) mystical, spiritual experience of their lives.
I laughed when they called it “a random controlled experiment” among people.
Gotta go get me some shrooms!
On a related note, they will be showcasing some of Behrouz’s best work at the Walker Art Center in late August.
What ever happened to good old rat feces on pastries?