Jonathan’s Queries

How many grapes do you think exist in the universe?
All of the grapes.
200? A billion? 35,000?

I don’t know the answer either, but I have a feeling that there are a ton of them. I eat them a lot!

I tried looking it up on Google, but I couldn’t find him. I have to admit, I don’t even know who this Google is or what he looks like. I’m not the guy for technical details!

I met the internet one time, but he robbed me at gunpoint and hit me on my left temple with the butt of his internet-gun. The police yelled at me when I told them about it.

I like pudding even more than grapes! Can we have pudding?

This has been an entry by Jonathan, a dim, but good-spirited individual who does not understand many important concepts.

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5 Responses to Jonathan’s Queries

  1. Matt T says:

    Oddly enough the landlord of my building is named Jonathan Query.

  2. peter says:

    Have you ever tried paying your rent in pudding?

  3. kevin s. says:

    Jonathan sounds a lot like R.T. Rybak

  4. Jonathan says:

    I do not like the rap music!

  5. Sarah says:

    I haven’t been robbed by the internet yet, but i seem to get raped by spam everytime I log onto hotmail.

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