The Shame of Moranis

I’ve got a question for you.

This weekend, I brought home Honey, I Shrunk the Kids: Director’s Cut, so Bridgette and I could see the director’s original vision of his 1989 classic. Needless to say, we were underwhelmed.
Before the violation

So here’s my question. Why would the director re-insert an ending where Ronnie and Russell (the neighbor boys) after bring returned to their normal size, are molested at gunpoint by Rick Moranis?! It ruins the whole movie! It was awful – it lasted 22 minutes, and Rick Moranis had such a dirty mouth all of this sudden!

Shame on you, Disney and Rick Moranis!

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5 Responses to The Shame of Moranis

  1. Sarah says:

    I think it was because the boys refused to refer to Moranis as the Keymaster througout the making of the film.

  2. Thom says:

    Did they include the alternate ending with Moranis frying the kids with a magnafying glass? I understand that ending did not test well at all.

    Little known fact about Rick Moranis: He has played Jason Vorhees in four Friday the Thirteenth films and played Michael Myers in one installment of Halloween.

  3. Chara's mom says:

    This isn’t true is it, because if not I hate to say it, but you’ve gone too far. If it is true, Disney was very foolish to release it.

  4. peter says:

    It is, in fact, not true. And the joke, in fact, did go too far…

    …for about the 419th time in this blog’s history.

    I do believe that Rick Moranis should be ashamed of himself, though.

  5. Larry Watson says:

    The Three girls should have had a threesome instead. Amy And the two moms are hot. That would have been a good ending.

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